Sylvia Schreiner

Assistant Professor of Linguistics at George Mason University. Views are my own. she/her

[GMU Linguistics @GMUlinguistics]

Congratulations to Hind Aldakheelallah on the successful defense of her dissertation, "The Use of Morphophonological Cues in Noun Processing: The Case of the Arabic Definite Article"! Great job, Dr. Aldakheelallah!

[Sylvia Schreiner @sylvia_lrs]

@bronwyn I try to say this pretty much every time I attempt to say ‘succumb+pst’

[GMU Linguistics @GMUlinguistics]

Join us this Thursday!

[Sylvia Schreiner @sylvia_lrs]

Tenure track job in laboratory phonology and/or phonetics here at GMU! Come work with me!! https://t.co/WpVpfA7riE

[Sylvia Schreiner @sylvia_lrs]

A little article out on the new grant!

https://t.co/QCS0Yl1fBK

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[Sylvia Schreiner @sylvia_lrs]

Igamsiqanaghhalek! Thrilled to be able to officially announce that I've been awarded an NSF Faculty Early Career Development Program (CAREER) award (entitled "CAREER: Documenting temporal contrasts in an endangered language via community linguistics").

[Wren Wallis @invisibleinkie]

My baby is in third grade. She lugs a binder of Pokemon cards to school to swap them on the playground at recess. Her socks are always mismatched & she wears a dinosaur hoodie. She's just started making her own lunches for school every morning (she's very proud),

[Sylvia Schreiner @sylvia_lrs]

@LingLeague I’d be happy to join via Zoom if you like, depending on the date—(un)ironically, I will be in the field for a couple of weeks in July (fingers crossed)

[Sylvia Schreiner @sylvia_lrs]

@bronwyn Or just “particle” 😂

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@clukyanenko Yeah that really surprised me.

[Sylvia Schreiner @sylvia_lrs]

@meganlcook If you’re in a restaurant, top it off (add more). But if I ever asked this of someone at home it would be about sticking it in the microwave. Central Iowa

[Sylvia Schreiner @sylvia_lrs]

@clukyanenko Want me to see if I can dig up something from my early grad school days?

[Sylvia Schreiner @sylvia_lrs]

@clukyanenko 😂😂😂

[Sylvia Schreiner @sylvia_lrs]

@amyfou @TheRunUp2022 Wow yeah both of those are demonstrably false.

[Sylvia Schreiner @sylvia_lrs]

https://t.co/4Gf9eLGPOg

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@bronwyn @GretchenAMcC @tallinzen @davidadger ****** for me!

[Sylvia Schreiner @sylvia_lrs]

@clukyanenko I purged a bunch of stuff I had worn during/after pregnancy and in lockdown. Today thought to put on some “professional” clothes to help me get in the right mindset for writing—no longer have warm-weather professional clothes. Whoops.

[GMU Linguistics @GMUlinguistics]

A hearty congratulations to Dr. Omar Alkhonini on the successful defense of his dissertation, "Underlying Representation and Acoustic Analyses of Two-Consonant Initial Clusters and Preceding Vowels in Najdi Arabic"! Well done, Dr. Alkhonini!

[Sylvia Schreiner @sylvia_lrs]

@bronwyn An excellent question.

[Sylvia Schreiner @sylvia_lrs]

Fresh off the Glossa presses: on the ridiculous Perfect morphology in Classical Greek! https://t.co/VkoutrXwyS