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[nub @Melz1r]

we are 5 years into the game and people still dont buy after winning pistol

[💌 Kott @Kottsocks]

This was a different place 2 years ago

[ꅐꏂ꒐ꋪ꒯😈👻 @heis_Mike_]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back:

[solaris @DJUNGELSK0GS]

who the hell is this guy hanging out with

[yuyu @1F41L]

I am NOT watching no anime called ‘code gay ass’ 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[₊˚ 🦢・₊ @itsmepspsps]

sharing a smile with a stranger when you both see something funny in the street makes me feel alive all over again

[💕🍭🍬🧁 @beatatrick]

“i was your age once” mom you ain’t never crossed reference his spam following with his spotify following

[Seo ᛪ༙ @katraii02]

all this evil shit is happening to me because i didn't forward that chain message to 15 people when i was younger

[miya @miyarah_]

cada vez que toco 2 veces el auricular para cambiar la canción me siento como

[farroupilha prensado @arrobas_laras]

será q quando eu tiver 60 anos ainda vou falar q vou me matar pra qualquer inconveniência

[josh @joshypooper]

“i’m in a situationship” aww cute are you the liar or the loser

[Joshua @seafood0z]

why would i ever want to type that

[gabe @chronakey]

When she boutta toucha yo spaghet with tide pods humour but u aint put yo apple pen into no pineapple pen since Rainbow Trololol

[brian ♀ @prerecessiongrl]

whenever im out it feels like nobody else's hair is messy and windswept. are you all using hairspray and not telling me or what is going on

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

the nastiest 67 i’ve ever seen hit

[arielle da 4’9” @ariellenyc]

‘whose pussy is this?’ OURS ☭

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

told my boyfriend the cashier at Target was a bitch and he said “was it at self checkout”

[﹒ 𑣲 𓏼 piso #boftwt ⌣ . @_shrimpheaven]

I love this genre of joke what is this called

[sophie:redux @punishedvia]

@emmyB00M obsessed with the idea of going around to anybody that my ex has wronged and encouraging them to press charges