sylvs 💙💛

Sylwia, 27, bi, she/they
BLM🖤
Geoscientist, cat mum, play violin
CleverCorps member, smoshtwt
#damienhaasappreciationsquad
inactive lately
Instagram: sylvscats

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Hey look, it me! 😱🤩

[Smosh @smosh]

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Picked up French on Duolingo again in preparation for a trip soon. Checked "à demain" on translate to see if i remembered the meaning correctly. Then i proceeded to say "demain は tomorrow" to myself as if it was completely normal to mix French, Japanese and English like that

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@PokemonGoApp Fix the server pls we can't access web store

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My niece is watching Crazy Frog. Where'd his penis go?

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Just spent an hour and a half asleep on my bathroom floor. I'm neither drunk nor sick, just tired af. To my defence, the floor is heated and my cat was there so i fell asleep cuddling with her

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Learn a language with me for free! Duolingo is fun, and proven to work. Here’s my invite link: https://t.co/wGCORBKfFm

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Look what I learned on Duolingo in 2024! #Duolingo365

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Are you safe from Duo this year? #Duolingo365

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@Crunchyroll Is Crunchyroll down? I have internet connection but it's giving me errors

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Got my license on wednesday!
Tell me this though: what are the odds that in the same driving school, out of two driving teachers i have had, both are lesbian? Both have their wives on their facebook profiles so I'm 100% sure lmao

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Accidentally slept for 3 hrs 34 mins on the sofa. That's almost as much as i sleep at night most days 😅

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I found a cool channel that has shows similar to how Animal Planet used to be when i was a kid. I normally turn it on when I'm eating.
The problem is, i have been shown a marsupial from Patagonia pooping AND a tree frog gang bang on two separate occasions.

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@clydefrog68 @animesuge_to I know, i finished the movie i had trouble with the day before and then saw the message 😭😭

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Yo I'm so sad the Olympics are over 😭

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@Eurosport_PL nie słychać komentatorów ze studia w Warszawie na kanale Eurosport1 od samego początku igrzysk...

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@Eurosport_PL czy są komentarze na Eurosport1? Nic nie słychać!!

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Tfw you sleep like 6hrs at night and are so tired after a roadtrip that you take a 3½hr nap and wake up just as tired

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A pizza is just an open-faced sandwich.

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A crying update for the first 5 months of the year:
I have cried 316 times this year. I would say well over half of these was caused by either anime or videos on social media. Let's see what the rest of the year brings!

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*11 now... why is it liquid 😫

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That's 9 times I've had diarrhoea in the last 26 hours or so. Plus throwing up. Why do i always have to get sick after returning home from travel? I've literally only eaten two slides of bread with butter today...