@CommanderDiver Don't worry Diver, Coretta Kelly informed me there was no Calypso. The damn squids were pretending to be my family!
They were even at my 16th birthday party where I got my Demorcatically Mandated Constitution Rifle! I can't believe they'd be so devious
Freedom's greetings, I'm Coretta Kelly with a special sending.
In honor of the DSS returning to active service we have written a little article about the history of the DSS.
I'm Coretta Kelly. Let Democracy lead the way!