Brian Jensen

@5'11 and 192lbs, I have a BMI of Chubby Engineer. I started this this account for the purpose of weight loss by public humiliation.

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@epic_ahole Is that a sick horse?

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@epic_ahole Is he reaching for a salad?

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@epic_ahole No VPL? Make sure that robe tie is secure.

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@epic_ahole Herbes de binghamton

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@epic_ahole The shipyard has services for barnacle scraping.

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@epic_ahole

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@epic_ahole Is this like a Reddit PS battle?

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@jmbacon21 I just sent 5 tickets your way. Let’s go Galaxy!!

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My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 2/23/2018: 5,776 steps and 2.7 miles traveled. https://t.co/fPwLeHJojN

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My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 2/20/2018: 9,181 steps and 4.3 miles traveled. https://t.co/fPwLeHJojN

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My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 2/19/2018: 7,545 steps and 3.5 miles traveled. https://t.co/fPwLeHJojN

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My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 2/18/2018: 7,956 steps and 3.7 miles traveled. https://t.co/fPwLeHJojN

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My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 2/17/2018: 1,940 steps and 0.9 miles traveled. https://t.co/fPwLeHJojN

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My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 2/16/2018: 8,742 steps and 4.1 miles traveled. https://t.co/fPwLeHJojN

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My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 2/15/2018: 6,348 steps and 2.9 miles traveled. https://t.co/fPwLeHrMVd

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My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 2/14/2018: 7,328 steps and 3.4 miles traveled. https://t.co/fPwLeHJojN

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My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 2/13/2018: 6,765 steps and 3.1 miles traveled. https://t.co/fPwLeHJojN

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My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 2/12/2018: 6,199 steps and 2.9 miles traveled. https://t.co/fPwLeHJojN

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My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 2/11/2018: 7,395 steps and 3.4 miles traveled. https://t.co/fPwLeHJojN

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My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 2/10/2018: 12,945 steps and 6 miles traveled. https://t.co/fPwLeHJojN