Sym

Hot cocoa zealot. Occasional funny man. I've been told I make a mean calzone. Might be a sports fan, but the jury is still out.

[ཿ @redfieldcode]

GRANDMA IS FREE !!!!!!!

[Sym @symmering]

I'm not terribly surprised because Manon is the type that isn't necessarily wavered by the noise, justified or otherwise. But it is disappointing.

[Sym @symmering]

Manon, you were doing so well...

[Kyle Cushman @Kyle_Cush]

PWHL Detroit signs Britta Curl-Salemme to a 3-year contract.

Curl-Salemme had 2 years left on her deal with the Minnesota Frost.

Detroit has 1 signing left to make in this window. They have Curl-Salemme, Daryl Watts, Hannah Bilka, and Cayla Barnes.

[PWHL Detroit @pwhl__detroit]

DOLLA DOLLA BILKS Y'ALL 💸

Olympic Gold Medalist Hannah Bilka has signed a two-year standard player agreement as part of the Expansion Player Distribution Process.
📰 https://t.co/iQCKRVqN9G

[PWHL Detroit @pwhl__detroit]

THAT D-TO-D CONNECTION 🔥

Two-time Olympic Gold Medalist Cayla Barnes has signed a three-year standard player agreement as part of the Expansion Player Distribution Process.
📰 https://t.co/iQCKRVqN9G

[Sym @symmering]

Oh my goodness

[Ian Kennedy @IanKennedyCK]

I'm just going to say it.

It is believed Hilary Knight could be going to Detroit as well.

We'll learn if that's true soon.

#PWHL

[Jamie Hersch @JamieHersch]

Wowww first 4-year deal in PWHL history!!

[Sym @symmering]

The first player in PWHL Detroit's history is one of the best forwards in the game. Not bad at all, Manon.

[PWHL Detroit @pwhl__detroit]

WATT UP DOE ‼️

Olympic medalist Daryl Watts has accepted an Expansion Foundational Offer and signed a four-year Standard Player Agreement as part of the Expansion Player Distribution Process.
📰 https://t.co/H6rm2Yx93i

[Sym @symmering]

Stranger Than Heaven might be a bigger shitpost than most modern Sonic games. Holy shit.

[Sym @symmering]

Manon's swinging big with her aura. Can't fault that.

[Ian Kennedy @IanKennedyCK]

Working on confirmations here, but PWHL Detroit today has been tied to just about every available superstar.

Two that continue to come up are Hannah Bilka and Cayla Barnes.

Detroit has also been tied today to Daryl Watts and Hilary Knight.

[Sym @symmering]

TWO CUPHEAD GAMES?

GEOFF IS COOKING AND HE HASN'T EVEN HAD THE MAKE OUT SESSION WITH KOJIMA YET

[Cheap Ass Gamer @videogamedeals]

Resident Evil Veronica Coming 2027. Remake.

[Sym @symmering]

CODE VERONICA

HELL YEAH.

[Sym @symmering]

@DylanJames_77

[Sym @symmering]

Dylan Larkin: *LOUD FART NOISE*

[CB Wolverines 〽️🏆 @CB_Wolverines]

All Detroit Red Wings captains over the last 40 years:

Steve Yzerman: played entire 22-year career in Detroit, 3 cups, HOF

Nicklas Lidström: played entire 20-year career in Detroit, 4 cups, HOF

Henrik Zetterberg: played entire 15-year career in Detroit, 2008 cup

Dylan Larkin:

[Sym @symmering]

The great Bob Duff taking a flamethrower to Dylan Larkin. Hey hey, Hockeytown. https://t.co/rHKMAKR2BL

[Sym @symmering]

@turnerwingo omg??!

[Sym @symmering]

Still not touching this product till mascot mode is back

[College Football 27 @EASPORTSCollege]

We said this place would be full again – thanks to our players, athletes, and fans for filling the house with us.

Let’s keep that kick off energy going ‘til College Football 26 drops this summer 😉

[Sports Media Watch @paulsen_smw]

A few items on the SMW ratings tracker:
-- USMNT friendly vs. Senegal
-- NHRA
-- WNBA on Prime, including the streamer's first Nielsen-rated Caitlin Clark game
-- UFL
https://t.co/r1h3NUoIWM

[Sym @symmering]

The gist I've had from this league is summed up succinctly as "no pinned down structure, just vibes" and that's not operationally proficient from a professional organization.

[Pat Laprade @PatLaprade]

One thing that stood out to me from yesterday’s press conferences: several GMs confirmed they still don’t know where they’ll be drafting or how the expansion teams will fit into the draft order.

The 2026 PWHL Draft is in 12 days.

TWELVE DAYS!