symon🧚🏻‍♀️

me pretending i’m famous

[symon🧚🏻‍♀️ @symon____]

“don’t be mormon, be gay”

[symon🧚🏻‍♀️ @symon____]

hot take: if your baby cannot lift its own head up, it shouldn’t be at a theme park

[symon🧚🏻‍♀️ @symon____]

@premiumbinch definitely kathleen stress

[symon🧚🏻‍♀️ @symon____]

will be mourning my nipple piercings for the next 5-7 business days

[scarlett @iitwasmaroon]

travis kelce is actually living proof that anything can happen if you're delusional enough

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Can you die from being super sleepy

[symon🧚🏻‍♀️ @symon____]

why is it that in 95% of the Netflix murder/kidnapping/domestic abuse docs the assailants or conspirators are connected to the mormon church. like, that is an alarming trend.

[symon🧚🏻‍♀️ @symon____]

and harry styles is a combination of the two

[symon🧚🏻‍♀️ @symon____]

my taste in music is sexy women and men with long hair and a guitar

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

my only critique of Barbie is that none of the Barbies scissored which is such a huge part of a Barbie’s life as to be unimaginable to miss in a film like this

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

Ben Shapiro is trying so hard to become my new nemesis. Like, sweetheart, I know you want me, okay? I know you're pissing me off because to your demented consciousness that seems like flirting.
But Ben: It's not gonna happen. I'm just not into small-time nemeses. I've got TB now.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I ain’t proud of all the punches that I’ve thrown
But I don’t care I got a song with Post Malone

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

This Taylor swift shit so cool

[symon🧚🏻‍♀️ @symon____]

my new favorite picture pair to exist

[symon🧚🏻‍♀️ @symon____]

taylor lautner doing a backflip onstage of a taylor swift concert was not on my 2023 bingo card

[jess @enchantedjess13]

thinking about everyone who listened to mean when they were younger singing along hopefully to “someday i’ll be living in a big old city and all you’re ever gonna be is mean” who are now older and actually are living in a big old city and will be listening to mean (tv)

[symon🧚🏻‍♀️ @symon____]

one of my favorite parts of being in a lesbian relationship is being hypothetically in love with men together.
examples: harry styles, andrew garfield, pedro pascal

[symon🧚🏻‍♀️ @symon____]

“i want to wear her initial on a chain round my neck…” ;)

[symon🧚🏻‍♀️ @symon____]

she and they

[symon🧚🏻‍♀️ @symon____]

we should start telling republicans that guns cause autism

[symon🧚🏻‍♀️ @symon____]

@ommclain it’s happening, it’s actually happening