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bartender with a bachelors degree

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@eogsjyes lucifer be like

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humans weren’t meant to fall from the sky

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a skydivers whole job is just falling from the fucking sky

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still waiting on an answer

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so like… who is the surgeon general

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telling my husband to “show me the receipts” literally bc we’re old and have to worry about bs like finances

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so like… who is the surgeon general

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in all honestly, nicolas cage is a better actor than ryan gosling

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me when i get my point across

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@brennalovesmeat after. don’t be gay.

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can you please not do that i’m trying to talk about les mis

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little fat fluffy dogs are my weakness

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i wanna buy hubba bubba just because

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i could never be famous. i don’t want to wax my armpits

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i doubled+ my subscribers on twitch as a lolcow but at what cost

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i know reheated pasta when i see it

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ah once again deceived by whimsy

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brb about to become internet famous #manifestingmonitization

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i hope i never go blind, i got tinnitus like a mf

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logan is goated #loveonthespectrum