ShinobiShepherd 🥷

No gods No Masters

[ShinobiShepherd 🥷 @symvolous]

People who are wealthy avoid #pulsechain like the plague

[ShinobiShepherd 🥷 @symvolous]

The future of #crypto:

Humans code currencies in cryptic light
Machines scan blockchains through the night
finds cracks where systems bend
Turns hidden flaws to profit’s end
Then sends it home through digital flight

[ShinobiShepherd 🥷 @symvolous]

Pulsechain unaffected. 100% flawless. $PLS $PLSX

[SHILL GATES @imshillgates]

ZachXBT reporting "IT APPEARS THORCHAIN WAS LIKELY EXPLOITED ON BITCOIN, ETHEREUM, BSC, BASE FOR $10.7M+"

Pulsechain users unaffected. 100% flawless uptime, zero hacks.

[ShinobiShepherd 🥷 @symvolous]

@ccfxstudios brilliant mate!

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[ShinobiShepherd 🥷 @symvolous]

@RichardHeartWin

[ShinobiShepherd 🥷 @symvolous]

@RichardHeartWin Just use some creative math to split your total losses in two because 100% gone sounds way better when serialized by you

[ShinobiShepherd 🥷 @symvolous]

@BrotherKDG @SIN3R6Y @LibertySwapFi InternetMoney (and very few others) are the only good things that came out of Pulsechain 🤝

[ShinobiShepherd 🥷 @symvolous]

@Stormi_luv Pure, unadulterated serial killer confidence.

[ShinobiShepherd 🥷 @symvolous]

@imshillgates we need that $1T rotation from @RichardHeartWin

[ShinobiShepherd 🥷 @symvolous]

@PulseProveX Inflation

[ShinobiShepherd 🥷 @symvolous]

@PulseProveX Inflated

[ShinobiShepherd 🥷 @symvolous]

The company you keep dictates your fate, Just look at the circle RH would inflate. A stadium filled with blind worship and praise, Entranced by the luxury, lost in the haze. But build on a foundation made out of hype, And justice will find you, whatever the type. $PLS $PLSX

[ShinobiShepherd 🥷 @symvolous]

You are the average of the five you keep near, Just look at the circle RH held dear. A chorus of hype men and yes-men for hire, Who fanned all the flames of a reckless desire. With no accountability found in that crew, A crash from the heavens was well overdue.

[ShinobiShepherd 🥷 @symvolous]

Everyone was wrong. Everyone. Clown man, clown shop owner man, pirate, billionaire white clothes dress wearer, cult groupie, guy with cowboy hat with sequins, coffee barista, promotional biz millionaire...🥴
$PLS $PLSX $HEX

[ShinobiShepherd 🥷 @symvolous]

@ianheinischmma You are the average of the five you keep near, Just look at the circle RH held dear. A chorus of hype men and yes-men for hire, Who fanned all the flames of a reckless desire. With no accountability found in that crew, A crash from the heavens was well overdue.

[Ian Heinisch @ianheinischmma]

“Now tell them 100% flawless up time for 3 years while down 99%”

“Now tell them it’s their fault”

“Just one more shake out”

“Season greetings”

“Two more weeks”

Which ones you’re favorite #PulseChain?

[ShinobiShepherd 🥷 @symvolous]

@RichardHeartWin Meanwhile let us bask in the absolute, blinding brilliance of the @RichardHeartWin cinematic universe and its glorious completely unironic extensions.

[ShinobiShepherd 🥷 @symvolous]

@RichardHeartWin brilliant mate

[ShinobiShepherd 🥷 @symvolous]

@Aeva_2099 @RichardHeartWin why is that so hard for people to understand

[ShinobiShepherd 🥷 @symvolous]

#Pulsechain needs to be memorialized in history as one of the worst "#marketing" stunts in history $PLS $PLSX