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Imagine losing a hand of blackjack to SpongeBob.

I’d simply delete the app.

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This isn’t just old footage of Donald Trump.

It’s footage from the same social circle as Jeffrey Epstein, whose private island was described in government filings as a site of trafficking and sexual abuse involving women and underage girls.

That context changes everything.

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Duel dealer: "Ready to play or want me to play around more?"
On a blackjack table twerking
How is anyone supposed to hit or stand here 😭

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Clavicular: "Ask how her day was then say nvm I don't give a fuck"
Girl right there: "I kinda like it, I like the narcissistic ego shit"
She admitted what they all think 😭

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Gattouz0 doesn't need to say a word
He just stands there shirtless next to a blonde and she does all the talking for him
Frame is the language 😭

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Clavicular pool parties are built different. Bro really thought about throwing her in, then remembered she’s the one with the microphone. 😭💀

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Clavicular really went from looksmaxxing on the internet to kissing girls on a yacht 😭💀

BRO ACTUALLY LIVED THE LORE.

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0:40 is wild - he made them kiss each other and just stood there covered in lipstick like its normal �

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Clavicular in pink ON DATE hat told 2 DADDY ISSUES blondes "you look good". Double kiss at 0:14, then they kissed each other at 0:40 while he watched. Security at 0:19 gave up 😭

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Clavicular just pulled the "I'll take both of you" on actual twins at a pool party and they GIGGLED
While 4 other guys were standing there watching
This is what peak looksmaxxing looks like

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Clavicular's streams are getting out of hand
They built a whole fight club in the backyard and this happened...

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She said "hungry?" and pulled up with the whole stack 😭
I was not looking at the food I swear

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Mechanics when they see me pull up for an oil change 😭
"Don't worry baby I got it"
Suddenly every guy needs new tires

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She definitely won that fight 😳
that fish never stood a chance

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The way Harry steps out of the BMW looking completely lost is taking me out 😭

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The new Home Alone reboot looks absolutely insane. Why are the Wet Bandits pulling up in brand new BMWs? Did they finally successfully rob a house?

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Clavicular officially hit rock bottom here. The loudest "NO" without even shouting. R.I.P. to his ego. 🪦

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this girl yells at him for ruining her new jeans, just to IMMEDIATELY turn around and show off the tear 💀
dude genuinely starts analyzing the rip in pure shock

[Cade Riven @caderivenx]

bro gave her a five-star review and a slap, just to watch her immediately pull her pants up and sit on another man's lap 💀

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The “I thought you meant on the cheek” excuse after going directly for the lips is a legendary cover-up, but Clavicular's dance moves immediately ruined it. 🫠

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Clavicular fumbled the kiss so badly he had to deploy the two-handed forehead blessing 💀
Look at the blonde girl on the right completely reconsidering reality as he starts dancing.
"Bro generated minus aura for the whole room."