Synaptic Kid💉💉💉

I play roller derby; Team Australia (Wizards of Aus) & Brisbane City Rollers.

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[Synaptic Kid💉💉💉 @synaptickid]

Watching INXS live from 1991. Concerts before phones were so great. Sad humans won't experience it again. #INXS

[Synaptic Kid💉💉💉 @synaptickid]

Falling small in #RollerDerby isn’t just about the initial fall (you can’t always control that), however becoming small at your nearest opportunity is a great skill to have. Thankfully, I can’t remember this moment, however if the skater didn’t adjust I’m sure I would.

[Synaptic Kid💉💉💉 @synaptickid]

@POTUS

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The Twirly Woos are quite mean. Who pulls someone’s knitted blanket apart while they sleep 🟡🟡🟠🔵

[Synaptic Kid💉💉💉 @synaptickid]

@Cassandrasl99 Every job he goes to: “that’s not my job”

[Synaptic Kid💉💉💉 @synaptickid]

Hi #DerbyTwitter, I’ve started uploading more training and strategy related videos. I’ve skated with, for & against some of the best & I’m sharing all the good learnings that help me out think opponents https://t.co/OqWyrL0XYU

[Synaptic Kid💉💉💉 @synaptickid]

@JordanRasko how does it feel knowing you might save @edsheeran with the Axis of Awesome defence?

[Synaptic Kid💉💉💉 @synaptickid]

My neighbour has a boat in his garage & he’s always working on it late at night.

[Synaptic Kid💉💉💉 @synaptickid]

Just watched an episode of Andy & The Band. The villain removed a battery from a CD player so a kid couldn’t perform at a talent show. Andy found the problem & his solution was to go get all his bands gear & set it up so his band could play. Just replace the battery, Andy.

[Synaptic Kid💉💉💉 @synaptickid]

Society is sad

[Illy @illyal]

IMAGINE SPENDING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ON A TICKET, TO BE METRES FROM HISTORY HAPPENING IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES, AND YOU CHOOSE TO WATCH IT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING PHONE SCREEN

[Synaptic Kid💉💉💉 @synaptickid]

Simon burning George’s hat; not fun, cool or funny… just Bullying. #SurvivorAU

[AT Saintsfan @ATSaints24]

Hayley: I need someone to create some friction

Rogue: I'm closer to dying than you are, I can cut your foreskin off, please don't speak to me like I'm an idiot because I'm more of an African-American than you are ... oh, and a Lion bit my ass once!

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#SurvivorAU

[Synaptic Kid💉💉💉 @synaptickid]

Awful immunity challenge to watch. Are they trying to break these peoples necks? Who approved that. Wow. #survivor2023 #survivorau

[Synaptic Kid💉💉💉 @synaptickid]

Simon. #SurvivorAu #survivor2023

[Synaptic Kid💉💉💉 @synaptickid]

So, few egos on this season. Why so many returning Survivors #SurvivorAu #SurvivorAustralia #survivor2023

[Synaptic Kid💉💉💉 @synaptickid]

Where are the bum shots of the boys? Bit sexist? #survivor2023 #SurvivorAustralia #survivorau

[Houston Calls @HoustonCalls]

We're so close now! First announcement at 10am EST on Monday 1/30! 👀👀👀

[Synaptic Kid💉💉💉 @synaptickid]

January is Chevy Chase season. He always makes a small comeback after Christmas Vacation gets a run

[ALM @TheRealALM]

Many players would die for the chance to play for their country in the biggest stage of the world. If you called to offer a spot to someone and he said "I'll think about it", hang the fuck up.

[Synaptic Kid💉💉💉 @synaptickid]

@JWH_755 driving an elbow into another persons head, while they are on the ground, says a lot about a person. Then not letting it go after the game. Bully. Do better.