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[Natism @Natism]

People who are hard to get close to are extremely easy to talk to.

[Ashley @ashleeyhhh]

Rawdogging my 20s with no dating apps no situationships no drinking smoking sex and 0 social life

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Met a mate for a drink in Sadiq Khan's London last night. My phone got nicked twice and we had to go to six pubs before we found one where the barstaff spoke English. Then I got murdered on the way home.

[ali @ali__samson]

Keir Starmer’s biggest mistake was first addressing the fiscal black hole instead of making a TikTok with Rachael Reeves about the merits of scampi fries over pork scratchings.

[Based Tom 🇺🇸🇻🇦✝️☦️ @TomEDewey1948]

A Marco Rubio v Josh Shapiro election would be the most healthiest outcome for the United States. The worst one would be JD Vance vs Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

[Paul Embery @PaulEmbery]

Very glad Spain won. But, to be fair, they took a ridiculous gamble by not bringing off all their attacking players and parking the bus immediately after they'd scored.

[Dublin Airport @DublinAirport]

Football fans in Ireland rejoice as England’s World Cup hopes end.

We look forward to seeing you all next month, lads as you, erm, return to supporting English football teams. 👋

[Wynner 🇩🇪🇦🇹🇪🇺 @EuroWynner]

“English football fans are arrogant”

Their biggest football song is about how they always fucking lose.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

You can tell a lot about a person by how they react when someone dies.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Seeing the despicably cruel, heartless and abusive way that many people in UK and US have responded to the deaths of conservative politicians, Ann Widdecombe and Lindsey Graham, reminds me that the least kind people on earth are ironically those on the #BeKind woke left.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Twitter is a handy and constant reminder that socialists are disgusting people.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

If Iran and Egypt don't want to see Pride flags at their match in Seattle, that's just too damn bad.

LGBTQ folks were intentionally erased in Qatar in 2022 due to "respect for local culture."

Seattle supports LGBTQ people. Respect the local culture.

[Kate Ferguson @kateferguson4]

We are getting our 7th PM in 10 years.

It’s 30C outside.

And we are playing well in a World Cup.

We have become Italy…

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

The UK economy basically works like this:

Get paid £2,000.

Give £900 to a landlord. Give £200 to the council. Give £150 to energy companies. Give £300 to supermarkets. Give £300 to car insurance and fuel.

Spend the rest surviving until next payday.

Then get lectured by someone who bought their house for £37,000 in 1988 about how you need to stop buying coffees and cancel subscriptions.

[Dr Philip Kiszely @KiszelyPhilip]

We’re at the stage now where beheadings are regrettable, but tweets are unforgivable.

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

Complaining about nightlife when you *checks notes* choose to live in Soho is like living in South Kensington and complaining about the museums.

Or moving to Hackney and grumbling about creatives. Living in Richmond and hating green space. 

It's all getting a bit silly, isn't it?

[Wes Streeting @wesstreeting]

I’m not going to amplify Reform’s ad by sharing it, but the wilful misrepresentation of Kemi Badenoch - selectively quoting what she said about ‘white lives matter’ - is disgraceful and dangerous.

It needs to be challenged, including by those of us who are not Conservatives.

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

The leader of the Lib Dems, and the leader and deputy leader of the Green party, think some women have penises. In itself, it seems like a relatively unimportant matter. But it is symptomatic of a contempt for science and evidence-based truth. Could you vote for a flat-Earther?

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Given the ridiculous volume of Prime Ministers that Britain’s endured in recent years, I think it should now be law that if a PM quits or is forced out during his/her term, it automatically triggers a new general election. That might concentrate their minds to do a better job.

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

If the EU built Claude