mausoleum gal

i've never met a man in my life

[mausoleum gal @synecbelle]

let he who is without sin hock the first loogie

[mausoleum gal @synecbelle]

jules: "i want to sleep in your bangs like a hammock"

[mausoleum gal @synecbelle]

two hits of your partner's indica cart and four sips of their cold brew in the planet fitness parking lot is the modern-day 4loko

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

weighted blankets are not enough. hit me with a shovel

[Tuhin (तुहिन/তুহিন) @tuhintranslates]

John Murillo. "Start with loss. Lose everything. Then lose it all again."

[mausoleum gal @synecbelle]

ANYWAY when john darnielle said "mistreat your altars boys long enough and this is what you get" and also when he said "said and angry; can't learn how to behave"

[mausoleum gal @synecbelle]

fucking honestly

[mausoleum gal @synecbelle]

warrior nun: it goes there

[mausoleum gal @synecbelle]

ok but really you should watch warrior nun it's dumb in all the right ways

[mausoleum gal @synecbelle]

and now he's writing YA historical fiction novels in an office converted from my childhood bedroom. life is long!!!!!!

[mausoleum gal @synecbelle]

ok ALSO my thing right now is LIFE IS LONG. my mom reconnected with her lost love bf after 25 years and now she's going to retire and move to italy!!! so much can change and our twenties really aren't everything

[mausoleum gal @synecbelle]

i heard random stories about j***** t**** all my life (we had one of his monogrammed beer steins in our pantry for some reason?), my mom's breakup with him led to her (&therefore my) obsession with seminal classic When Harry Met Sally

[mausoleum gal @synecbelle]

ok like honestly i had an Adventure Road Trip moved to the big city and fell in gay love at 24. a good year!

[sayna .*ೃ @OCEANGlRL]

Girlies entering the age 23 ….. yes it will be the worst year of ur life but after the biggest flop comes the biggest slay and you are the caterpillars entering the cocoon to hatch in the almighty age of 24

[mausoleum gal @synecbelle]

@Tiffany_S0321 @katiedimartin kids are gay tiffany

[mausoleum gal @synecbelle]

also lol remember when i attended knox college

[mausoleum gal @synecbelle]

hello. i don't know i've had some whiskey and i felt an urge. i hear this website is crumbling and i would just like to say: watch warrior nun

[eee @rxscrip]

it’s peach season. all of the women in your life are about to start acting different.

[mausoleum gal @synecbelle]

@craigslut @basketballgodoy oh let's!!!

[mausoleum gal @synecbelle]

@craigslut 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

[mausoleum gal @synecbelle]

@craigslut yes!!