I am a tree.

I am a human being; I am not a tree.

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@brainheadworst They’re the navy dress of the 2020s

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@brainheadworst For when Whitey’s on the Moon?

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@brainheadworst Ooooooor… as Anna just suggested Fuck, Marry, Kill. Fuck the pumpkin, marry the raccoon, kill the old white man!

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@brainheadworst What if I can quote a 1997 Toyota Celica and Hotwire Marx??

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@brainheadworst

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@brainheadworst Yes please.

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@brainheadworst Army of Darkness. Get your boomstick ready!

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@brainheadworst What if the IDF gave Hamas a Pepsi? It worked for racial violence in the US.

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@brainheadworst 100% suicide from a gunshot to the back of the head

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@brainheadworst Harvey or Mammal Juice?

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@brainheadworst #rawr

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@brainheadworst Fuck that commie bullshit. Imma go listen to some Rage Against the Machine!

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@brainheadworst Especially if it is for profit

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@brainheadworst Hare lies the talent of jackals laid bare.

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@brainheadworst I do and I do.

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@brainheadworst Don’t work. Be hard and smart