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@QuisqueyanoMMA No way he can continue this. He has zero power and you can’t take infinite damage. Even Nate Diaz didn’t take that kind of damage every fight with no technique

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@demosthenesDC @avidseries At some point the g force is going to make people pass out.. under one second seems dangerous

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@SecretVixen76 @jared_lederman1 @barstoolswe @loadmanagement4 It’s actually 100% scientifically accurate

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@SecretVixen76 @jared_lederman1 @barstoolswe @loadmanagement4 The point is that you have the treasure

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@jared_lederman1 @barstoolswe @loadmanagement4 Because a lock that opens for any key is a shitty lock but a key that opens any lock is a master key.

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@jared_lederman1 This is true. Not fun, but true.

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@jmp_nyc @estherzelda0514 What a retarded argument.

Nobody is increasing safety by shoving their shorts up their ass crack.

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@estherzelda0514 Dudes don’t like this behavior from women:

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@RoyalSerf “The Lord regretted making human beings on the earth, and his heart was grieved.” Genesis 6:6

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@WickedsGhost I just don’t like how fake their asses look in these spandex bbl looking ass tightening shorts.

The ass needs a natural sag.

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@hell_line0 I’ve figured it out.. the issue is that even if I disregard that these are wild to wear in public. I see how they’re contorting the ass and making it lose natural shape, which makes it less attractive.

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@hell_line0 I’ve figured it out.. the issue is that even if I disregard that these are wild to wear in public. I see how they’re contorting the ass and making it lose natural shape, which makes it less attractive.

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@hell_line0 I loved it when women started wearing yoga pants. But like Shane, I’ve recently gotten back into the gym and the gym shorts that go up your ass crack and vagina are gratuitous and should be made fun of because wtf.

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@HookahLuka77 @robkhenderson What you’re missing is that a lot of Shane’s comedy is about assuming you understand what he’s talking about while Chapelle spells it out exactly.

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@right_inthe_mid Ladies just need to know that “booty shorts” are the ones on the left, the ones on the right are some sort of ass crack fetish gear that they’re wearing in public.

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@jennmblk Ladies just need to know that “booty shorts” are on the left.. the right is some sort of ass crack fetish attire that they’re wearing in public.

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@Lisaelizabeth But that doesn’t mean I won’t make fun of them.

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@Lisaelizabeth Yes. That’s why I don’t really dislike them, I just assume many aren’t very introspective and are just doing what they feel.

Like being mad at a dog for chasing a squirrel.

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@HookahLuka77 @robkhenderson Bullshit. The bits are pretty much the same, people just like Chapelle’s timing. You don’t have to be in Mensa to compare police uniforms to whore uniforms.

Even Chapelle likes Shane because he has quality Comedy. It’s more like Daniel Day Lewis vs Ryan Gosling.

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@5446myno @aresteanu @MsMelChen So you agree with me that women should not be allowed to be nude at the gym. Thank you for conceding.

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@RealDianeYap There is no world in which shorts material inside the ass is “more comfortable”.

Notice how the wrinkles combine at the butthole?