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[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

End of an era

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

All three of Leo Messi's goals in his first career FIFA World Cup hat trick

[sunnyson @sunnysonx]

@theo i miss when viruses just made the mouse move weird

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@rickasaurus @ThePrimeagen Booring! "Get this dude outta here!"

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@KaberiaCommoner @okjared1 Halftime score: 2-1

Waiting for full time results 😂

[Karweni @krwni4]

@georgediano

[Xavier Kara @parody_xavier]

@wallstengine

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@laravelbackpack Even better, use some form of DTO. Your future self will thank you

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

It’s been 10 years since I took a million dollar pay cut to pay all staff at Gravity Payments a $70,000 minimum wage. People have wondered: How did it go?

We conducted a comprehensive study of everything that has happened since our 2015 announcement.

We are proof that paying living wages is good for both employees and businesses.

Since raising wages, our revenue and profits have soared, employees have started families while continuing to provide excellent customer service, and clients have become happier and stayed longer.

It worked so well that we raised the minimum to $80,000 and added an employee profit-sharing program.

Yet outside our company, it made no impact: no businesses followed suit, and the pay gap between workers and CEOs remains massive.

[nunomaduro @enunomaduro]

just released pest v4.6.0 with time-balanced sharding

this was a long-time request from the @laravelphp cloud team; with around 15,000 tests, browser tests and other slow ones need to be spread evenly across all shards

fucking dope

[Sir Nkosi @Sanele_NS]

@Sakshi50038 When flexibility isn’t appreciated, it disappears.
Don’t be surprised when people start working exactly by the rules.

[Vaishnavi @_vmlops]

A guy didn't have a CS degree
wanted to work at Google
studied 8-12 hrs/day for months
got hired at Amazon instead

he open-sourced his entire study plan
coding-interview-university - 337k stars on GitHub

covers everything: DSA, trees, graphs, dynamic programming, system design, OS, networking

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the most complete free CS curriculum on the internet

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@DrizzleORM @jarredsumner That was a good *bun

[Matteo Collina @matteocollina]

We benchmarked TanStack Start, React Router, and Next.js running the exact same eCommerce app at 1,000 req/s on AWS EKS.

The results were eye-opening.

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

I got a call from a scammer yesterday.

Me: “Hello.”

Scammer: (thick, heavy accent) “Hello. This is Tom Smith from Microsoft Support. We are seeing a lot of virus activity coming from your device.”

Me: “Oh no. My device? Are you sure?”

Scammer: “Oh yes, Madam. We have many reports.”

Me: “Oh, jeez. How can I fix it?”

Scammer: “It’s okay, Madam. We can help you right now. Are you in front of your device?”

Me: “Yes. I was just about to use it. I’m glad you called.”

Scammer: “Good, Madam. Please push the Start button.”

Me: “I think it’s already on.”

Scammer: “Okay, Madam. Now click on Control Panel.”

Me: “I don’t see that.”

Scammer: “Do you see a bunch of information above the Start button?”

Me: “Yes.”

Scammer: “That is your Control Panel.”

Me: “Wow. I didn’t realize it had a name.”

Scammer: “Yes, Madam. Now press Internet Options.”

Me: “I don’t see any Internet options. I don’t think I bought that feature. This is just a cheap one.”

Scammer: “All devices have Internet, Madam. Press the Start button again.”

Me: “Okay. Same as before.”

Scammer: “That’s fine, Madam. We will restart your device. Please turn it off.”

Me: “Um… I don’t know how. I’ve never turned it off. It kind of just stays on.”

Scammer: “There must be an off button. How do you stop it when it’s running?”

Me: “I usually press the big button.”

Scammer: “Okay, Madam. Press that button.”

Me: “Okay.”

Scammer: “Is your device off?”

Me: “No. The door popped open.”

Scammer: “Door? Is there a disc inside?”

Me: “No. There’s a burrito.”

Scammer: “Why is there a burrito in your computer?”

Me: “Computer? I thought you said this was microwave support.”

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@graphite That 'Plus Icon' doesn't infer 'Enter'

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@ThePrimeagen What a journey it's been! Congrats Dude!

[90s Footballers @90sPlayers]

Ronaldinho was a joy to watch

[Rano(fan) @Rano_CFC]

I still don't understand how he pulled that pass from that angle.😭😭

[Marc Lou @marclou]

@sayandbera 95% of your work is invisible but necessary for the 5% to win