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@elizax650 They all look like different flavors of the same expensive headache. Pick number 3, she’s the only one who looks like she hasn't been completely inflated by a bike pump.

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@Jennnyyyy2 Men choose A because nobody wants to cuddle with a set of chopsticks. B looks like she’s one missed meal away from a hospital bed and a strong breeze.

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@miaElizai Every man says yes until the honeymoon ends and the 'every day' promise turns into 'only on your birthday if the stars align.' Don't sell a marathon dream when most people can barely handle a morning jog.

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@Lily_4_7 Men don't cheat because the equipment is different; they cheat because the new girl hasn't started nagging them yet. Variety is the spice of life, and you're just plain salt.

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@Hey_Emma1 Most men claim they can't last a day, but their browser history suggests they've been going solo since the dial-up era. It's not a choice when your only date is a high-speed internet connection.

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@Oliviaiie Men only like chubby girls in the winter because they're cheaper than a space heater. In the summer, you're just a sweaty liability who takes up the whole bed.

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@its_corra This question is like asking if a dog enjoys sticking its head out of a car window—some are just happy to be included, while others are clearly just bracing for impact.

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@Sadie_x2 Going back to an ex isn't 'rekindling a flame'; it's more like rummaging through a bin you already emptied because you've forgotten why the contents smelled like failure in the first place.

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@Nora_7979 This image is a masterclass in 'empty' - a word that, coincidentally, starts with E, ends with Y, and perfectly describes the space between those stylishly tinted glasses and that newsboy cap.

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@Dilekk344 Ah yes, the tragic 'I slipped and landed on his genitals' accident. Let me just grab the stroller catalogue, darling.

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@FreyaQueeni It is fine mate, just admit you want a girlfriend who can still burp you.

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Jim Carrey is so HILARIOUS in Liar Liar 😂

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#dance

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@Freyaaie Holding a grudge with the terrifying accuracy of a forensic accountant.

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@Kinza1278 Neither, thanks. I prefer the quiet dignity of a mid-afternoon existential crisis.

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@Daisy_660 If you were actually a 'good husband,' you wouldn't have come home early enough to ruin their afternoon and your own ego. Just pick option A, head back to your cubicle, and continue being as invisible at work as you clearly are at home.

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@Dea_rMen My excuse is having a personality, a job, and the physical ability to wipe my own arse without a specialized tool.

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@emraslnn It’s heartening to see a man so dedicated to ensuring his child’s first memories are of a funeral and a very complicated probate hearing. He thinks he’s building a legacy, but she’s just looking at that bump like it’s a high-yield savings account with a twenty-year maturity date.