Terence Djent D’Arby

experienced concept planner

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The best way to describe myself would be to imagine a Heineken ad where no one was having fun

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A full episode of the space shuttle fucking a passenger jet while Neil DeGrasse Tyson looks on disapprovingly

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Even if the meat is finished, if there’s bbq sauce left, then I’m not done

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For the second time I’ve turned on a World Cup match during a hydration break, and once again after seeing the players standing around and the crowd not making noise my immediate thought was that someone had died on the field

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Alexa, play the AccuWeather soundtrack

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This was a devastating way to find out that Cat Fancy is no longer published

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@roadrunnerdrumr All I know is one did something unforgivable, while the other has never played for the Penguins

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Having spent many summers in the desert, I can tell you that the best sunshade for your car is not that two piece reflective bullshit, but the folding cardboard ones with a picture of a cactus wearing sunglasses which were given out by radio stations that no longer exist

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I am Kahless, and I have returned

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Moving to a land with bluer skies, hoping my harem of bots will come with me https://t.co/btX85RmQGT

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Makes sense, that's usually where the stockades go

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WaPo Opinion: We cannot endorse this

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@roadrunnerdrumr I just remembered they kept ALF in the basement too

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TV exec: we have to pull the ALF reboot, an alien who likes to eat cats is too polarizing right now

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I went to work for NASA and when I started I asked them how far I could go in my career. They said “the sky’s the limit.” So I quit. -Mitch Hedberg

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It's still wild to me that when I was a kid and told people I liked soccer they would say "wow you barely have any accent" and now they're like "I'll be right chuffed if Wrexham are promoted thrice on the trot"

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I've been facetiously telling people that journaling should be an Olympic sport and here I am channeling the original spirit of the games https://t.co/YNKOfi81nx

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Looking back, I think everything went wrong when we all switched from Firefox to Chrome. Not just the internet, but like everything on the planet

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#EURO2024 by the numbers:

Age of best defender: 41
Age of best overall player: 16
Number of hate speech incidents and nationalist gestures: *still computing*

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I resisted getting a smart watch for a long time because I thought they were dorky and unnecessary, but I have to say that it’s been extremely gratifying to log my piss breaks as exercise

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Benjamin Sisko wouldn’t have missed that chance #EURO2024