Toxic Crapsnacks

I can’t decide what kind of diet to be on so I’ll just eat all of them at once.

[Toxic Crapsnacks @synthavore]

It took years of selective breeding normal size pizza rolls to get the modern day Hot Pocket up to the size it is today. I love genetic engineering.

[Toxic Crapsnacks @synthavore]

This bag says two pieces is one serving. I’m twice the size of a normal person so I ate eight. Math is hard when you’re fat.

[Toxic Crapsnacks @synthavore]

@FoodPleaser How many are there?

[Toxic Crapsnacks @synthavore]

Instead of using ice and sugar for southern sweet tea, I use slices of frozen fruit and allulose. Then my fat ass can preach healthy dieting habits to people who absolutely would not want to look anything like me.

[Toxic Crapsnacks @synthavore]

You know you can just eat chocolate chips and peanut butter with a spoon, right? Like just mix them up and shovel that shit right into your diabetes feeder. You’re an adult. Nobody can stop you. Just do it if you want to.

[Toxic Crapsnacks @synthavore]

@messedupfoods I mean, she’s Hot and Ready, so…. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Toxic Crapsnacks @synthavore]

Anchovie stuffed pizza crust.

[Food Pleaser @FoodPleaser]

Cinnamon Roll Pancakes

[Douggie Fresh @Douggie_Fresh20]

@honeymoon250 Frank's red hot

[Toxic Crapsnacks @synthavore]

@Douggie_Fresh20 @honeymoon250 I put that shit on everything!

[Toxic Crapsnacks @synthavore]

I’m not shitting my pants. I’m farting with style.

[Toxic Crapsnacks @synthavore]

Steak Nuggets. That’s it. That’s the meat.

[Toxic Crapsnacks @synthavore]

I threw a whole bunch of keto bread out in the yard because it was getting a little weird/stale.

The birds wouldn’t even touch it.

Is there something we should know?

[Toxic Crapsnacks @synthavore]

When you’re hungry and trying to decide what to eat it can easy to forget how so many foods you love are a debt against your health that can be almost impossible to repay. Some diets lead to a healthier and longer life but that doesn’t overcome the desire to be happy right now.

[i like food @messedupfoods]

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[Toxic Crapsnacks @synthavore]

I know everybody is preparing to be a gluttonous garbage gobbler tomorrow but I think we should all remember what’s really important; we don’t need to wait until Thanksgiving for an excuse to be gluttons.

[i like food @messedupfoods]

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[Toxic Crapsnacks @synthavore]

Vienna sausages are a thing we can enjoy at any time and they don’t show any sign of ever going away.