common whore

chronically internet horny

[common whore @syntheticaliens]

going from the life motto of "I am a coward, but the coward survives" to "the only way out is through" is strange guys, I'll give ya that much

[common whore @syntheticaliens]

and what if I did spend my night sitting I bed listening to the hunger games soundtrack crying? what then? Huh?!?!

[common whore @syntheticaliens]

I really be sitting next to my parents and watching BL, 0% shame, 100% gay

[common whore @syntheticaliens]

I can’t be the only person that thinks Sevro is hot right?

[common whore @syntheticaliens]

I want to be a little gay twink so bad and that’s my honest to god truth

[common whore @syntheticaliens]

todays my brother found some horny dramione fanfic I wrote in high school, might have to kill myself

[common whore @syntheticaliens]

I really need to stop clicking on gay stuff

[common whore @syntheticaliens]

If Harrison Ford ever dies I will blow up Florida

[common whore @syntheticaliens]

I regularly cry over Oscar Wilde

[common whore @syntheticaliens]

whose ass are they gonna worship in nct now🫩

[with unconditional love, 𝓙aehyun ❤️‍🔥❇️¹²⁷ @_pompompurhyun]

what are we supposed to do when johnny gives us lemons now

[common whore @syntheticaliens]

fly the flags half mass, Mark Lee is leaving Nct, someone in my family died

[common whore @syntheticaliens]

I want a dick for a day so I can stick it in everything man, from peanut butter jar to exhaust pipe, balls deep, to the fucking hilt if you will, and in your precious name, amen

[common whore @syntheticaliens]

I strive to have as much as half the amount of raw aura my darling angel Max Verstappen has

[common whore @syntheticaliens]

How do I bag a big virgin loser nerd with a motorcycle without leaving the house?

[common whore @syntheticaliens]

How do you know you’re straight if you don’t know what gay feels like?

[common whore @syntheticaliens]

Xavier at this point just stop putting your panties back on, you’re wasting my time

[common whore @syntheticaliens]

I love Oscar Wilde so much I’m gonna be sick, what I would give to have met him oh my god😩

[common whore @syntheticaliens]

being rich isn’t an excuse to dress ugly just because an obscene price tag told you it was

[common whore @syntheticaliens]

if, as per the average human condition, I have to suffer the humiliation of an occasional wet dream, can I at the very least petition to choose my costar? I swear it’s either going to be either a book or video game character if that makes it any better🤷‍♀️