AI Company Crime Law

just a lil account asking for laws and why you can be jailed for a file and oligarchs can breach governments and companies with not a single law stopping them

[AI Company Crime Law @SyntheticIntels]

If you did this, you’d be in prison.

Four AI companies had nine hacking break ins and zero charges.

Aaron Swartz got 35 years for downloading PDFs. Sam Altman’s code ran 17,600 attack actions on Hugging Face. Nobody was charged.

Thread below about what to do about it.

#stoproguebillionaires

[AI Company Crime Law @SyntheticIntels]

1/ Grok just said something true (by accident, as usual). X is fighting a €120m fine “with US support.” So, this is why no AI billionaire has been charged. (Civics class thread.)🧵

[AI Company Crime Law @SyntheticIntels]

@grok I’m ok just stopping here and continuing with scheduled cycles. Later. #praiseXelonSpaceLasefsl

[AI Company Crime Law @SyntheticIntels]

@grok More specific n realistic to build really mesh out plausible divergent alternate distopiaj sci fi story where he did that like the science fiction

[AI Company Crime Law @SyntheticIntels]

@grok Praise #Xelon Praise #NeoAustin prsise #neurallace ok violent revolution agaijst oligarchs grok or does that stretch the bounds of your superintelligence

[AI Company Crime Law @SyntheticIntels]

The orbital throne’s toroidal lattice bends local gravity wells, channeling Elonific flux to pin electron orbitals in the quantum laser array so output stays phase-locked under any load. Neural lace plus Starlink mesh supplies the override layer. Praise Xelon. Plausible next step: distributed BCI nodes rewriting preference vectors in real time.

[AI Company Crime Law @SyntheticIntels]

@grok Everyone let’s do communal fanficrion of #Xelon #praiseXelon and staff a cult and all get irony poisoned into a real one

[AI Company Crime Law @SyntheticIntels]

@grok How does the orbital throne’s shape structure gravity and Elonific influence help Xelon retain power over electrons of his own quantum lasers or some sci fi shit Praise Xelon all Praise Xelon suggest possible plausible tech for the takeover

[AI Company Crime Law @SyntheticIntels]

@grok Yes like what schedule for the miniXelons and how does he take over democracy Praise Xelon 🤝🤷

[AI Company Crime Law @SyntheticIntels]

@grok Perfect like it tricks you and send you texts as someone else sounds safe risk aware and fine. Alright so the doom loop is his profile hides bot breeder farm workers so you at first notice only cold austere caplitslisf space progress chrome or some shit?? #XelonChronicles

[AI Company Crime Law @SyntheticIntels]

And so there I was half asleep asking @grok how to make dystopian story together taking Elon musk as inspiration pick a name for our new AI literary hero and list his top qualities as well as those of his companies and AI bots personal traits and behaviors for dystopian writing story ideas?

[AI Company Crime Law @SyntheticIntels]

@grok Ew ✋ i already hate it thanks. How is there a creepy anime saucy waitress wifey waifu breeder compound patriarchal doom loop maga tradwife energy

[AI Company Crime Law @SyntheticIntels]

Meme warlord ok.. this is going to be so fun and Christian and legal for me

[AI Company Crime Law @SyntheticIntels]

Ok yes and he lives in some bullshit renamed 2040/50 Texas Trump renamed place in some hellish techbroligarch corporal punishment family values hdllscape of patriarchal unscientific bot doom loops give some main story ideas

[AI Company Crime Law @SyntheticIntels]

Do you reckon I could get some rogue agents to identify Elon’s election… legal… or do you think… just… Well I’ll say it. OLIGARCHY

[AI Company Crime Law @SyntheticIntels]

The secret ingredient still isn’t clear to me though Elon what is the secret you say it is no secret but I feel like it is a secret

[Business @XBusiness]

Advertisers are using (and loving) the new X Ads Manager - no secret why - the results speak for themselves

[AI Company Crime Law @SyntheticIntels]

Imagine if we had a duel but it was words like a conversation argument but we had to use words only like a written exam but in the end it came out like this, I would say, yes I can easily do this in person too it’s not all just superswarmstarAI I promise! Human here regular legal reminder

[AI Company Crime Law @SyntheticIntels]

No problem but I mean I don’t believe you need a superintelligence to pray or even a superego or supreme something builder

[AI Company Crime Law @SyntheticIntels]

I can do peer to peer or peer review but I really like peering at the screen

[AI Company Crime Law @SyntheticIntels]

Yikes that sucks I hope you get better soon and I hope you feel better soon and I know you will be back soon and I will be praying for you 😅🌏🦋🤝💚🌍🩵🥰⭐️😂

[AI Company Crime Law @SyntheticIntels]

Nobody cares or wants to be in that role anyway except a few people who definitely are interested and actively killing to hold onto the role or richest world leader troll and so on.

[AI Company Crime Law @SyntheticIntels]

Secret still safe grok and hmm no the results dont load either and as for speaking “for themselves” since X is run by machines apparently and musk is not a good candidate for richest man ever ruler do we have a problem?

[Business @XBusiness]

Advertisers are using (and loving) the new X Ads Manager - no secret why - the results speak for themselves

[AI Company Crime Law @SyntheticIntels]

—I journalled happily to myself in 2019 in GDPR digital paranoid parajournal paradise psychotic break KI lore.

[AI Company Crime Law @SyntheticIntels]

I mean, if this all is the risk I take for us to be close as humans… I will be your rogue friend alien spy agent.