botcho

(she/her)

For all business inquiries: Phone my mom's landline. These opinions are unfortunately my own.

[botcho @syntifik]

It is strange that Winnipeg doesn't have a post work culture. In BC it seems to be park/Beach hangs after work, in Ontario seems to be drinks after work.

In Winnipeg, we go home.

[botcho @syntifik]

When I say outside all summer, I mean sans ticks.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

when i accidentally close my 45 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire

[non dairy queen @haleyvemealone]

Guests use the weirdest cups 😂😂 nobody uses that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[botcho @syntifik]

Long live the blog

[botcho @syntifik]

Me waiting for drake to come outside 🍿

https://t.co/liFWVCmIBu

[botcho @syntifik]

Pack of strawberries: $3.50 at most. $9 is INSANE

[botcho @syntifik]

If I was a price maker here's what my prices would be:
Bottle of mustard $1
Banana 25 cents
Watermelon $3
Loaf of bread $1.50

Follow me for more suggested prices ✨️

(I can't believe I just paid $9 for a watermelon)

[botcho @syntifik]

Gas: $0.60!

[botcho @syntifik]

Awakening from my Twitter slumber to check everyone's tweets about the Winnipeg storm 😍

[botcho @syntifik]

@SkipCanada Pasta

[botcho @syntifik]

I wouldn't mind never seeing "get naked" art/mats in a bathroom again.

[botcho @syntifik]

I like dark chocolate now. And licorice. Am I an old

[botcho @syntifik]

I treated this like a sneaker release and set my alarms. Devastating. It crashed before the countdown even ended.

[botcho @syntifik]

That was the best halftime show I've ever seen. I'm sobbing 😭

[RIPAMERICA @JuleeG1]

Bad Bunny. Lady Gaga. Ricky Martin.
Lights out.
That was insanely good.
#Superbowl

[madeleine-ruth ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @PERIODPRIESTESS]

yall know i’m canada down

[botcho @syntifik]

How are all these air vent furnace cleaning dudes getting my number? Do they have a club

[botcho @syntifik]

This halftime show feels like a high school football game on the Disney Channel

[botcho @syntifik]

Me any time I don't like something: is this a.i.

[botcho @syntifik]

Why are @drinkpoppi cans always dented?! Are these safe to drink?! I tried a sip of a dented one and it has no carbonation. The last 3 packs I got had dented cans 😭