Syphillis Wizard, JD

Living in the grand indifference

[Syphillis Wizard, JD @syphilliswizard]

I remember how to spell Florida because it’s Flo rida just like the indie rapper

[Syphillis Wizard, JD @syphilliswizard]

All you motherfuckers focused on the wrong thing. Fucks wrong with representing my school and Patrick Star together?

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@BucketsJawn They’d forget about it all if they could listen to my heavenly voice and euphonious guitar performance

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Was at the cabin with a campfire with hot woman. Could have should have brought a guitar to serenade them. They even asked me if I could play songs on the guitar. God gave me one chance at extending my bloodline and I took it and I shoved it up my bussy. I’m such a fat chud.

[Syphillis Wizard, JD @syphilliswizard]

I’m actually so distraught

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Room is 89 degrees right now. No A/C. Can walk around in my undies and feel hot. ts a @BucketsJawn simulator. Fuck that. Might go sleep in his cool ass room. What’s his bum ass gonna do about it

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I would not be wearing my bucees tank top if I were a woman. Tiddies just be flailing everywhere

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This white girl music slaps so hard in the workplace

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Brawl stars poop break on company time

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Ts some elite ball knowledge right here

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My message so interesting she be reading it for over three days

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Found @BucketsJawn’s club baseball shirt in my laundry. Wore it to the rockclimbing gym. Lowkey felt like a girl wearing her man’s hoodie. Chat is this gay

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Longdookiemoments: 17 (I missed a few)

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Gonna start using the phrase “is a giraffe pussy high” to indicate the obviousness of things from here on out

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Drinking the Trader Joe’s green juice rn. The nutritional content label on the bottles the only thing keeping me going

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@BucketsJawn @bigballerspimp Even weirder

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Spwite bewwy bwast at monald go so hawd 😝😝😝

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@bigballerspimp Small percent outdoor climbing’s hard asf

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@asianporque Silencing the one who speaks the truth

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Fellars this piston games not looking so well