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My tit to nipple ratio is not something I'm proud of

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I wonder if my parents ever found all those drawings of naked ladies I hid around the house when I was young and dangerously confused about my sexuality

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@ItZTMGG @gallaxiagaming @darklord_slays @praty75602 Picking just one favorite is craaazzzy. 🤯

Definitely MG 82 from the Undead Armory. That and the MG 42 are my favorite weapons. LMG gal through and through!

I've never had any luck in any draws thus far. Manifesting it this time around. 🙏🏼💃🏻

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[MOBILITY 🟡 @ItZTMGG]

COD Mobile Mythic Giveaway

Winner picks 1:
• Mythic 🟥 Oden
• Mythic 🟥 Type 25
• Legendary GFL (🟧 M4 or ICR)
• Legendary Undead Armory
• Terminator (🟧 HS or BP50)

TO ENTER:

1. Follow @ItZTMGG & @GallaxiaGaming, @darklord_slays, @praty75602.
2. Like + Quote this post
3. Reply with your choice & why

Rules: 1 entry only. No alts/bots. Random winner DMed.

Good luck! ❤️

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@IndyVSO Kilroys in Broadripple is doing free meals for Veterans Day!

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@VAIndianapolis Kilroys in Broadripple is doing free meals for Veterans Day!

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@InVetAffairs Kilroys in Broadripple is doing free meals for Veterans Day!

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We could skip the talking stage, dating stage, marriage stage, midlife stage, elderly stage, and just go straight to my funeral stage

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Is anyone else catching on to how everything is happening within a fraction of a second

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I sent that to a comedy group chat and they removed me.

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Is this what life is like? Meeting new people and giving them a place in your life and then them either not wanting it or abusing it. Then they stay for a while or.. they don't.

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@AlexPriceIndeed Is there a possiblity your comedy classes will be making a return before we're worm food?

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Did I just consume an entire dinner plate full of curly fries ranging from black tar burnt to uncooked potato? Why yes, yes I did.

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@DeJonLeTray Ayeeee 😏

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I wonder if my parents ever found all those drawings of naked ladies I hid around the house when I was young and dangerously confused about my sexuality

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@BloodBath_Byond Get it goirl 👏🏼

[John Barron @barronjohn1946]

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

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Remember when we used to think the most toxic thing in our lives was Jersey Shore

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@babybeear It's not too bad

[Tweet Davidson @SteveRyanComedy]

BREAKING: Congress has announced that the next round of stimulus will be the friendships we made along the way.

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@hardasamother Purr

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@CharmingGrump That caffeine will definitely have an effect on your crack if you're not careful