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rockstar girlfriend & baby momma

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I finished knitting the baby blanket for our boy. I thought it went well considering I haven’t knit in like ten years!

Here is our baby registry! October is coming so fast & we cannot wait to meet our little love 💙 @philthatremains

https://t.co/R0YkabvowT

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If you’re in the left lane and a semi truck is going faster than you, you might be retarded.

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@KFILE @philthatremains

[Rurikhan @Rurikhan]

Ya'll will trash pineapple on pizza and then dunk them bitches in kool-aid.

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@GreatLakesWife_ As it should be 👏🏻

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@philthatremains Just @ me bro

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@SkyTheViking I had the waiter move me and Philip to a different table on our date night so we could sit next to each other 🫶🏻

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@RonDeSantis My mom did too! Almost $1000

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Issa me 👌🏻

[Hazel @Hazeludw]

gun to your head name an italian

[MACÈO MULAN @maceomulan]

even the dollar store got tap pay, walmart so fucking raggedy

[Phil Labonte 🇺🇸 @philthatremains]

Today, raise a glass to those that have never made it home.

“Well done, my good and faithful servant” Mathew 25:21

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@philthatremains 🙋‍♀️

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@philthatremains @DannibusX 😈

[Tesla @Tesla]

You don’t have to drive anymore

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

guns are really cool

[Phil Labonte 🇺🇸 @philthatremains]

GM

[Phil Labonte 🇺🇸 @philthatremains]

the @whatever podcast snaked my post and put it on Facebook! 😂

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@TheMochiWochi Google wants me to eat a newborn

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I asked Google how much protein my 7 month old can have per day.
You seeing what I’m seeing?

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Guilty and it works like a charm

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

does anyone else turn their seat warmer on because your back hurts? 😅

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@11bravofollowme @philthatremains I was waiting for someone to ask lmao