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Security Engineer at NERSC || DEFCON Goon || tweets are mine, not theirs :)

[Ryu☆ @RyutaroNakahara]

🎊beatmania IIDX 26th anniversary🎊

[mr. fsck yo disk @sysaaron]

ken i have great news

[Silas Cutler (p1nk) @silascutler]

@_JohnHammond

[mr. fsck yo disk @sysaaron]

thank you to everyone for a truly amazing #defcon32 - remember that most social media is toxic af and you’d probably be better off doing any number of other things. i leave you with the weirdest (and awesomest) thing in my reel from the weekend - until next year! ✌️

[SecKC @sec_kc]

Unlike DC32, SecKC is actually cancelled this month. Legend has it, the presenters are still wandering around, deleting C-00000291*.sys

Catch us next month at Tall Trellis on 9/10! Link to follow!

[mr. fsck yo disk @sysaaron]

if a stranger asks whether or not you like spicy stuff, assuming one does, the answer shoild be an emphatic “yes”

[Whiskey Pirate Crew @WhiskeyHackers]

welcome to morning of day 3.

pirates doing couchcon each night. if bk can remember to update website maybe you can chill out with us.

0d1n gave out a bunch of coins.

lots of badge drops and giveaways, hot peppers to eat, booze to share.

busy day. see you soon.

[mr. fsck yo disk @sysaaron]

@Cthulhu_Answers but we dispersed last year!!! :(

[mr. fsck yo disk @sysaaron]

@JGamblin @SecureAerospace ah! come see me at the NFO node in the 1st floor atrium saturday! 1400 - 2000

[DEFCONwizard @DEFCONwizard]

Introducing…

[mr. fsck yo disk @sysaaron]

this is known as malörtware and it’s fucking illegal

[mr. fsck yo disk @sysaaron]

six years ago i went to my first DEFCON - and today at #defcon32 i got my goon patch. probably sounds silly to some but while i could never say i’d for sure get on that stage someday (won’t stop me from trying), i always knew i’d make a great goon.

LFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Just FYI if you see any reference to goons this week they're talking about the staff at DEFCON not the members of your subreddit.

[mr. fsck yo disk @sysaaron]

hey did you know if you hold your #defcon32 badge up to your hotel tv you can see the ghost of every process you’ve ever killed? neat, huh? join me for more #badgelife tips this week!

[mr. fsck yo disk @sysaaron]

if you’re in town for #defcon32 and looking for something to do tonight, i’ll be at the Round1 arcade in Meadows Mall pretty late. they have a bar. you should come! i’ll be here most likely

[mr. fsck yo disk @sysaaron]

@defconparties can a brother get another sweatband 🥺

[mr. fsck yo disk @sysaaron]

@SandyF337 @shenanigans_us

[mr. fsck yo disk @sysaaron]

@SamanthaSnyder it’s ok to plan to do a few specific things at specific times, but i suggest simply going with the flow and diving head-first into whatever interesting things you see going on. this is worth a watch if you haven’t seen it: https://t.co/ZHxNPw14NE

[mr. fsck yo disk @sysaaron]

@tacodestroyer @Turb0Yoda @the_jigglebilly @n0rc 🫡

[mr. fsck yo disk @sysaaron]

@archwisp i’ll DM you some possible bangers tonight or tomorrow - if you think any would work well with the set, we can rap more :D

[mr. fsck yo disk @sysaaron]

the real friends were the sticker walls we became along the way

[The church of #%$! @archwisp]

I’ll just put my stickers on your face

[mr. fsck yo disk @sysaaron]

@archwisp 😳😳😳