sysadmіn van buuren 🔻

[sysadmіn van buuren 🔻 @sysadminvb]

@rxdazn deep techno hipster fest be like:

donato dozzy
dj nobu
agonis
timnah
garçon
kia
sybil
faery
azu tiwaline
polygonia
dj maria
konduku
upsammy
forest drive west
dorisburg
neel
jane fitz
marco shuttle
peter van hoesen
woody92
wata igarashi
anthony linell

NO DJ'S FROM BEFORE 2000 !

[sysadmіn van buuren 🔻 @sysadminvb]

@americanamemes i got dolby cinema tickets for release day because i wanna recline my chair and not wait for tickets

[Jane Doe @cannabinoided]

I always hated the "veterans only get 1 day" argument against pride month, like bitch you don't see me walking around everywhere demanding a fаggot discount

[harm ❤️‍🔥🪬🗡️ @harmzdealer]

alcohol is great because of the way it lets you take aggression you usually turn inwards, and direct it outwards, at loved ones, strangers, and inanimate objects.

[Evil Infant Mexican Paul Dano @ambular_93]

Backrooms lowkey not ADA compliant…

[wyabt @wy4bt]

dying at how rick ross was saying some real shit and then his fat ass got hungry mid-verse

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

if I had to look for a job on @LinkedIn I would fucking kill myself

[Antifa_Ultras @ultras_antifaa]

The holographic cigarette pack of the Chinese brand “Peony” (牡丹), featuring the face of Karl Marx.

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @munkimoder]

was gonna narcan this overdosing guy but i dont wanna support israel sorry dude

[Oluwamucho @MuchoTV2]

I’ve been laughing at this bar for a week now

[dan @Dansplainer]

way this hat was placed i thought we had an all time find on our hands

[august @regularaugust]

Your crush is taking another man’s niche media recs btw

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

my man @kennethmejiaLA is so good at his job exposing the cities budget issues that they’re spending congressional race amounts to try to get him out of there. we gotta keep him as city controller

[sysadmіn van buuren 🔻 @sysadminvb]

@hearinladotcom south of la erasure

[leopard print bussy @bigsnugga]

with age and experience u can spot a loser a lot quicker. which is why losers love dating young

[average lady @girlcloudnine]

ok here's the trick to having a healthy relationship with a man: he should be a communist and also a little gay

[tuck tuck tuck sahur @ag6promo]

theres someone out there about to willingly listen to 40 new drake songs in a row

[sysadmіn van buuren 🔻 @sysadminvb]

What kind of grown man has these many boys around him for several years https://t.co/Yaf5gsScb0

[PETTY HATER @river_dusty]

Where does this myth of him being some “pro-Palestine” activist come from?

[slothy @slothy_420]

i love how being actually fucking annoying is just called ragebaiting now and if you fall for it you’re the problem