Shania

engineer 🏗️

[Mr. Tribe🏝️ @sheymanishere]

“new password can’t be your old password”

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

"I need to socialize more"

Me in a social gathering when I see someone coming towards me

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

The craziest thing about being an adult is that you can go through the most traumatic night of your life and still have to go to work the next day.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

When it's ur day off tomorrow so u don't have to set an alarm and it suddenly starts raining

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

calculating if i can survive till payday

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

when i accidentally refresh my tl and lose the post i was heavily invested in

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Akira @Akir_a997]

I didn’t realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

90 years later, people r still in the exact same place

[rose @wynrosei]

I just heard this girl say, "If men didn't have to wipe their ass, toilet paper would not be free in public spaces. bleeding is also a natural bodily function, but because men don't do it, it's not treated as universal."

[Praise @tufpraise]

Because pedophiles are in power

[tom @tomiezequiel15]

hoy es el único día que puedes retuitear esto:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you wake up thinking it's few minutes before your alarm goes off but it's actually the middle of the night:

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

Now this…. this is the type of love and care I want.

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

So I got my period at work today with absolutely no warning and went around asking all the women in the office if anyone had anything and nobody had a single thing.

One of the guys overheard me and said he had pads in his car because he keeps them there for his girlfriend for emergencies.

And then he went out to his car and came back and handed me a pastry bag.

This man had put the pads inside a pastry bag so nobody would know what was in it. To save me the awkwardness of walking through the office visibly carrying pads. He thought about that. On his own.

And it wasn't just one, he gave me two because I had an eight hour shift and he did that math himself apparently.

I was not prepared for......

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

Normalize bed rotting on the weekends and enjoying the peace of your home. You don’t have to go out and spend money every single weekend.

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

when i spend my money trying something new on the menu & it tastes bad