𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜

it’s Rhys.

[𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2]

// changed my @ to preserve this one, plus it kinda works

[𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2]

hey, it’s got some redeeming
qualities! like … skags? maybe?

okay, i’ve got nothing.

[S҈M҈O҈K҈E҈ @MetaPhased]

“𝙸 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜, 𝚜𝚔𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚝... 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚢, 𝙸 𝙒𝙄𝙇𝙇 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝙎𝘼𝙁𝙀...”

[𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2]

… or not his nightmares have manifested into reality. “h-hold on a second. I reeeaaally don’t want to talk to you if yo—“ the scan completes, cutting his sentence short.

Rhys narrows his eyes, refocusing on not-jack . “Uhhhh…are you here to kill me or something?”

[𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2]

@JHypeKing6969

anxiety rips through him. for a moment, he really thinks it’s Jack — the last person he wants to see after having smashed helios into a planet. but instead of overreacting, he inhales and gains control. the cybernetic eye then begins a scan, to discover whether…

[𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2]

Really because that was DEFINITELY a textbook cry for help. And whatever, I’ll just get a new arm since I’m so successful and can afford to. And my arm hated that high five. I can prove it.

[𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2]

I’d almost feel bad for you if you gave my arm back.

[𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2]

@tequilafunk_ @VoxDiabla @LitheBomber

[𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2]

I don’t know … you could have been made in a lab or something. People make people in labs all the time, I think. Why couldn’t you be a LabPerson? Are you absolutely sure you were born?

[𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2]

You just made that up. I cant imagine you having a gramgram.

And if you’re plan on ripping my dick off, it’s gonna take you a while ifyaknowwhatimean hahaaa, up top!

*goes for a high five with his only hand*

[𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2]

Buuuut it’s fun when I don’t? Riiiiight?

*rhys crosses his ar— … wait, no he doesn’t*

[𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2]

AAAHHHH oh wait, it doesn’t hurt. Come on! Give me my arm back!

[𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2]

slaps the fking violin out of his hands

[𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2]

Rhys rolls his eyes and crosses his arms, unimpressed with the theatrics. Par for course with Jack. He frowns.

“I bet you can’t even play that thing.”

(And I’m still taller than him)

“Aaand I’m still taller than you!”

[𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2]

… I really am, though. But fine, underestimate me — everyone does it. That’s my fault, I guess. Hasn’t stopped me from making things work. Just leaves more room for surprises. You like surprise … right? Like, maybe a birthday party or something, I don’t know.

[𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2]

I definitely need my legs, because I aaaaam going places. Can’t you see the potential? It’s definitely there.

[𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2]

I dunno, feel like it would be waaay easier to just tack on a few inches to you, make you a more standard height. Then you could be everyone’s Daddy, not just people under 5”11.

[𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2]

That isn’t … *scoffs* that isn’t a real thing.

[𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2]

Is this you trying to get me to call you Daddy? Kinda feel like you’ve gotta be taller than me for that.