Syd

don’t let being hot stop you from being ugly

[Syd @syyyyyyyyddd]

go @SDGullsAHL

[Syd @syyyyyyyyddd]

USA is a little cray.
but BOY i do love getting absolutely trashed at the beach on the 4th

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

It’s crazy how my life is harder than everyone else’s

[DeAndre Brown @imdrebrown]

Being gay was fun but I’m 25 now, it’s time for a wife & kids… idk

[Syd @syyyyyyyyddd]

Still the best birthday text I’ve ever received

[sophie @shitheadsoph]

my honey bee

[Syd @syyyyyyyyddd]

slutty lil bday post #69

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I literally love retarded bitches with big tits. Sue me💯

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

So you’re telling me that you don’t actually take your pants off at bottomless mimosas?

[julia @juumelo_]

life is all about being a sexy girl and a weird dude at the same time

[van haley @vanhaley_yt]

hey wanna talk for a few days until i weird u out

[boe @bigsquishyfrog]

does anyone know if at some point it stops

[sulky . . @sulky80715248]

idk how to flirt i kept calling this guy gay and he got mad

[mir 𖦹⊹ ࣪ ﹏﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ @itsonlymir]

when I die spread my ashes where they filmed the twilight baseball scene

[erin @maizie_star]

having a hairline that never recedes is the male equivalent of having big naturals

[cassie @cassiee1919]

someone at the dog park said "good girl" and i looked

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

I want what they have

[Syd @syyyyyyyyddd]

it was so much easier talking to guys when i had a boyfriend because i’m all like oooo this is just a friendly lil convo. but talking to dudes when i’m single.. NOPE can’t even say hi normally. “oh cool phone!! wanna hear me sing ‘picture’ by kid rock ft sheryl crow” wtf