slut reptile

look to la luna

[slut reptile @syzothballs]

one of them kinda nights

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@MelquiCurty face me in the pit

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@DVAsNo1 face me in the pit

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@Skelegoat486 4

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@Shadonut_ face me in the pit

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so i beat the shit out of smoke and suddenly the announcer says "FINISH HIM!" which was concerning because i can barely even make myself cum let alone another man

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for mk2 NRS needs to pump their dev team with whatever crack they were smoking when they did the visuals for MK11

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@EatinMf that hats kinda cool tho i cant even lie...

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my wifes boyfriend will not stop making advances towards me

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@RyDawgE_ thats what i call my peepee

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trying to learn ashrah is driving me to drink

i want to blow my fucking gourd off

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the only reasonable option after punishing with an uppercut

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Spider-Man (2002) 🎥

[slut reptile @syzothballs]

got absolutely sauced on today and to make matters worse they had me hitting the golden freddy man fuck this game

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when you block low thinking you made the correct prediction but netanyahuface still stabs you in the fucking foot anyways

[BigKitana LEMONTANG 🍋 @DVAsNo1]

Can everyone get back on Mk1, it was actually a fun game.

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@ChaoticCat29

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i wish that NRS wouldve continued with their themed guest characters

MKX being horror focused and MK11 having the 80s and 90s action movie slop worked great, MK1 almost had that with all super hero slop then they were just like fuck you heres T1000

[Fresh Prince of Hell Flair🔥💀👑 @KnownAsScorpion]

This shit needed to be fake so bad

[slut reptile @syzothballs]

could also potentially see kuai liang maybe passing the mantle of scorpion and maybe taking up the sub zero name? idk

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so like is hanzo hasashi in the new era going to become the new sub zero orrrrrr hows that going to work

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@ChaoticCat29 no disrespect i think all 3 are good inclusions i just like the word slop

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@mk1floydsecret what hurts the most i think is that t1000 is the closest we'll ever get to this dickhead

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Khaos Reigns isnt even as abhorrent as I saw it made out to be, its just such a nothing burger where the only thing of note to happen was them blowing their Noob Saibot load too early