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Listen up fives, a ten is speaking

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Mad Men Recap: 'It's Not Dying' | HuffPost https://t.co/QEWrHtsvx2

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i feel like no one has addressed we're in new york's second round of #linsanity (remember the basketball player?)

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If a character goes into a hardware shop, someone's gonna die.

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@brandojay I thought I was your valentine?!

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Everything is copy

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Does anyone else care that @ShawnMendes IS Luke from Modern Family?

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I haven't been able to walk into a parking lot since the sopranos rape episode.

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Congrats to Chuck and Nate on getting new shows this season. Took Bart long enough. Xoxo

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Me: Omg this playlist is amazing!!! I can't believe you have this song! Are you my soulmate??/Uber Driver: Mam, this is your phone.

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2/3 of all romcoms are watching sandra bullock get unbuttoned

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YES #GENIUS RT @Sethrogen Hey @KimKardashian & @kanyewest check out what me and @JamesFrancoTV did #Bound3 http://t.co/RTTjQo1Bb7

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Haim+Lorde+Sheryl = MAGIC http://t.co/vEz0pUlBjx via @pitchforkmedia

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I never knew how much I needed this TLC movie #riplefteye

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Just when I thought I was over this song, Fallon, Miley & The Roots sing "We Can't Stop" (A Cappella): http://t.co/mvYx1ZD6yG

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Can I kill it with you?

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Everything about #BreakingBad finale was too easy. I like @emilynussbaum's fantasy theory http://t.co/FFtmVHFm75 via @NewYorker

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Yo @TheEmmys, WTF

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Major breakthrough: I got the eye of the tiger, of fire, dancing thru the fire =I got the eye of a tiger, A FIGHTER, dancing thru the fire