Melinda

“You can put your boots in the oven, but that doesn't make them biscuits.” Insta: @szatme

[Melinda @szatme]

Official #coronavirus greeting, per the CDC.

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@jowrotethis Last Crusade

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Gisele has her Halloween costume all picked out… #divorceseason

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Nate: cute dad/has a child
Jason: pretty eyes/solid inner child…
Erich: dispenses whipped cream directly into your mouth
Gabby: hmmmmm…
#TheBachelorette #wyatr @ArdenMyrin @annahossnieh

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Absolutely cannot wait to read the Wikipedia plot summary for this! https://t.co/4mmCtiSnts

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#gameknights https://t.co/sRQmnQaxgl

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@TSDWpodcast The Ruins???

[Melinda @szatme]

Guys, if it doesn’t snow tomorrow, I’ll… I’ll… <SHAKES FIST>……. <SCREAMS AT THE SKY>……….. <RENDS GARMENTS >…… <TEARS HAIR OUT>……………. Go to work?
#snowday

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@MerriamWebster Chocolate is outperforming vanilla, so……..

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#gameknights Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty w/ Post Malone! l Game Knights #51 l Magic: The G... https://t.co/MW8XHA8Sl5 via @YouTube

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Happy new year, @whoweekly never forget #crunchcrunchonpeanutbrittle

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@oogaboofa Yes!

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Jewel?? #jewel

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How many white men surnamed Peterson need to *maybe* murder their wives before we stop giving them the benefit of the doubt? Asking for a friend…

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@ecareyo @LarzMarie please!!!

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

“The fourth character is New York”

[Melinda @szatme]

Going to tell my kids this was ⁦@TheGreenKnight⁩

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@laurenlapkus You say this, but eventually there will be a day that it’s just dirt and not poop and you are tired…

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@LarzMarie @ecareyo POLL: most offensive: (1) Erica using Garcelle’s honesty against her, (2) Erica playing “poor” but renting the mansion-suite at La Quinta, or (3) Erica using Crystal’s dad’s Alzheimer’s traumatic story for her own benefit… #rhobh #sexyuniquepodcast

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Go Team!
#ClevelandSpiders

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@ZARA_Care a shipment from my order is missing: account says it was delivered yesterday, but it was not, and the tracking information is not available.

[Melinda @szatme]

"Have a nice day, Olivia Wilde!" @whoweekly