Alice

As seen on The Look!

[Alice @szecki]

@tkennard I sorta feel like dying.

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@sarahschuster Grow up yourself, you fucking story stealing piece of trash.

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Okay, so if Mickey Rourke and Amy Winehouse fell in the gutter and made a baby, the result would still be less nasty than Jenny Schecter.

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@LizHargreaves I am actually! She even got me a really cute gift, but I have to keep it hush hush. She's too cool for Valentines.

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@LizHargreaves happy valentine's day, Liz!

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@tashawilliams Happy Valentine's day!

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Okay, so the America's Next Top Model game? What if my model doesn't LIKE freakin' apples!

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@tashawilliams you've been the only thing that's right, in all I've done. x

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@Franca Cute hat!

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@tkennard Ya. Where'd *that* come from?

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@mynamesmax What happened, Max? Well, besides the great big obvious under your shirt...

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@uhshane what the heck is wrong with you?

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RT @tkennard they're not related!

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@tashawilliams you don't smell like egg salad. You smell like sex. Hot, sweaty, good for you sex.

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@uhshane I do. Did. Don't now.

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@OHHDL The Dalai Lama has Twitter? ..Wow!

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smells like egg salad.

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@aypapi I knew that was coming. Emphasis on the KNEW.

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I'm addicted to that fuckin' PapiJump iPhone game!

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cannot stop yawning.