Sir Zeldris

[Sir Zeldris @SZeldris]

@h0nru @youllgedalikes @jaycarnicomdap and would you trust the judicial system to adequately and permanently solve the problem by leaving said pedophiles incarcerated? i wouldn't, he wouldn't either, probably. violence isn't the answer, but i'm sad to say that it seems to be doing more for most than the law

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@drewlevin do u mind fixing that bug that makes you lag out for 2-3 seconds at a time when u press escape on ARAM mayhem? i refuse to play normal games rn to check it's a global issue or specific to mayhem

[Sir Zeldris @SZeldris]

@h0nru @youllgedalikes @jaycarnicomdap where i'm from, the authorities tend to be about as capable as your average toddler would be at nuclear physics, so people like him take up arms... now whether he's doing it STRICTLY for clout or "to raise awareness" to the whole situation, i guess is a matter of perspective

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@h0nru @youllgedalikes @jaycarnicomdap you DO get to assault someone and you pay the price, just as the pedophile got to molest children and he's paying the price when being assaulted by people who aren't going to sit and pray to the otherworldly forces to punish the perpetrator. is it right? no. it is understandable

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@youllgedalikes @jaycarnicomdap yes he should've taken him by the hand and walked him to the police, tuck him in the prison bed, i'm sure you'd do the same if a friend/relative of yours was on the receiving end of the pdf. i get what ur saying but calling ppl retards for hating pdfs is the epitome of retarded

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@drewlevin very nice of the community to chime in and make sure the game got one of its best anti-features back, thanks everyone who sent that over

[Sir Zeldris @SZeldris]

@riotgames @drewlevin nice ranked arena patch, can i get banned for being boosted by people on it as well? pls let me know

[Sir Zeldris @SZeldris]

@riotgames idk if even challenger players have waited this long, is it a bug or is it just that few players? @drewlevin

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@riotgames idk if you estimated the Brawl queue times in accordance to whether Mercury was in retrograde or not, but it might be a little bit off

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@ProjectAsheNA @Reptile9LoL there are exactly and quite literally 0 tweets of yours that haven't given me consecutive brain aneurysms, every single thing you type hits like a lobotomy would, very well done

[Sir Zeldris @SZeldris]

@riotgames gotta say, pretty bright idea to make the notification of "you won, here's your reward" on doom bots to take about 30-40% of the top portion of your screen. the bots weren't hard enough, you had to inhibit us further with your brilliant design ideas

[Sir Zeldris @SZeldris]

@drewlevin could you please comment on this, was my Morgana outskilled or? if not, please guide my tilt towards someone who actually deserves to be blamed for this, since you're the only person that gives me at least a few % chance for a reply

[Sir Zeldris @SZeldris]

@riotgames are you trying to charm me irl by showing me Ahri's tits long enough to buy the skin or why am i being taken hostage without even being able to play the game? incredible client optimization, thank you, league of backrooms

[Sir Zeldris @SZeldris]

@Riot_Gratia @drewlevin @kekinlul please speak more respectfully to him, if he got depressed, we'd be getting blamed for "contributing to his low self-esteem by bullying him" and they'd go disable the chat, emotes and mastery levels on league altogether

[Sir Zeldris @SZeldris]

@drewlevin @RonJonPonn @SPLTTNG @m3vlad yeah imma be honest, i might have missed a big chunk of the convo, but Dantes getting banned for this here is as good of an example as we get... if you want to factor in other metrics like "he inted a few games" or something like that, then don't put this chat log in the ban XD

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@riotgames @NASA feel free to let me know if you have any leftover computers so i can potentially run this map at at least triple digit FPS

[Sir Zeldris @SZeldris]

@riotgames so not only are you people giving actual eye cancer with the new sissy ARAM map but it also has the added benefit of causing your casual gamer a not-so-budget house fire when their computer inevitable overheats after a singular teamfight, great work as always :)

[Sir Zeldris @SZeldris]

@riotgames was your game coded by that nepo baby cancerjew PirateSoftware or how does this keep on happening over and over again?

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@riotgames i must have glaucoma because this didn't seem like a hit to me, would you be interested in promoting my gofundme for my eye surgery?