normal Kelsi

very online!! she/her

[normal Kelsi @szurpickle]

do re mi fa so la

[arne ness @arne__ness]

i wish recycling was real

[normal Kelsi @szurpickle]

pant pockets are +5 dexterity

[normal Kelsi @szurpickle]

I think the first time I saw NE (North East) on a video game was in Oblivion and I thought it stood for Nebraska

[normal Kelsi @szurpickle]

when I walked out of the theater after seeing the first Purge movie i saw people fighting in the parking lot and I remember thinking so sincerely ‘this is the end’. I wish it was tbh

[normal Kelsi @szurpickle]

RIP queen

[normal Kelsi @szurpickle]

had what I call my str8 awakening at 12 when I was watching Truth or Scare and cried a little because I knew then that I’d never be as attractive as Michelle Trachtenberg

[normal Kelsi @szurpickle]

I spent a good 39% of my childhood playing Bully on my PS2 and my fav thing to do was go to the glitched out spot on the bridge railing where no prefect or cop could grab you and just absolutely destroy everyone with my slingshot while they helplessly lunged at me

[normal Kelsi @szurpickle]

Mcdonalds hashbrown are isosceles triangles, if you even care

[normal Kelsi @szurpickle]

activate my winrar so I know it’s real

[normal Kelsi @szurpickle]

trying something new on Hinge

[normal Kelsi @szurpickle]

getting called out for using my nose to unlock my phone in public when I’m just utilizing the resources I have at my disposal ??

[normal Kelsi @szurpickle]

https://t.co/elh0FeVB5O

bluesky not having drafts is cruel and unusual imo

[normal Kelsi @szurpickle]

is anyone normal still on this app

[normal Kelsi @szurpickle]

might just tweet my drafts and dip 4ever

[ra¢hel @rachdele]

Another brutal day of being an elected Democrat and having to choose between twiddling your thumbs and spinning the propeller on your hat

[🟦DanDee🟥 @FineNDanDee]

IT WAS A LEGAL ENTRY. ITS LEGALLY ENTERING THE COUNTRY. WHAT OTHER REASON THAN MALICE DO YOU TAKE AWAY THE LEGAL ABILITY TO DO SOMETHING CORRECT AND DOESNT HARM OTHERS

[Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka_]

hey guys we finally found the looting everyone has been talking about