allie 🫧

that one oomf that does not play about jiraiya | christian 🤍

[allie 🫧 @t0adsagee]

if you like jiraiya on narutotwt they kill u actually /j

[allie 🫧 @t0adsagee]

can’t even play overwatch in peace

[Acervo Jiraya @acervotaradao]

bom dia jiraya lovers

[angel 🐉 @lcdangel]

Trying so hard not to smile at my phone cause then the people I’m with are gonna start asking what I’m smiling about and then I’m gonna have to come up with something to say besides gay anime porn

[allie 🫧 @t0adsagee]

dude i be picking my thong out my ass at work idgaf

[aya ^_^ @yes0ryes]

can we normalize pulling ur underwear out ur ass in public im so fucking uncomfortable

[allie 🫧 @t0adsagee]

i love working mornings because i wake and bake and then my shift goes by in like 2 mins

[allie 🫧 @t0adsagee]

i’m a simple woman. i get on twitter. see people calling jiraiya things he’s not again. and then i get off twitter

[allie 🫧 @t0adsagee]

hey can you back up a little

[allie 🫧 @t0adsagee]

he’s such a tiny baby rn

[allie 🫧 @t0adsagee]

bought my first crested gecko and set his enclosure up next to my leo’s ^_^

[allie 🫧 @t0adsagee]

having a boyfriend who helps me through my ocd/autism + anxiety is literally the best .. my life is sunshine and rainbows with him around

[allie 🫧 @t0adsagee]

bf loads up r6 > proceeds to only say ‘who me?’ to these guys in his friends lobby > he ragebaits them so hard i can hear them screaming from his headphones > im sitting across the room on my bed 😭

[allie 🫧 @t0adsagee]

@dshugwjvf10922 i deadass stopped and just said ‘uhh..i’m clocked out.’ then walked out LMFAOOAOA

[allie 🫧 @t0adsagee]

lady walked up to me at work as i’m walking out the door to leave and asks ‘do you work here’. no not right now actually

[alison @MONKEYD0BITO]

like mother like son

[allie 🫧 @t0adsagee]

god i want her to punch me as hard as she can in my gut

[Khantsu @Khantsuu]

y'all look at my queen's muscles

[allie 🫧 @t0adsagee]

i am so fucking high right now

[allie 🫧 @t0adsagee]

@toshidokii wait whattt how come?

[allie 🫧 @t0adsagee]

i may have just bought 15 carts at once

[allie 🫧 @t0adsagee]

@hughielover IT WAS ONLY $55 BRO I HAD TO 😭😭

[allie 🫧 @t0adsagee]

they were on sale i had to 🗣️🗣️