Toby

[Rodger @TheRodged]

.@NYCMayor I'm not getting any pussy

[kait ⟡.· @kaitzey]

call my panties 9/11 the way bush is behind it

[Jahmeir D. ✭ @JDCowboys2]

Oh that’s Grok having esex on my TL

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

only B word i ever call my bitch is beautiful

[مريم ثالث @Maryaamerhhh]

So nobody can come up with counterfeit cars? I really don’t mind driving a Lambogigi Urusco or a Ranger Rovovo I should just be able to afford it😭

[Zero @zerowontmiss]

Mexicans after watching The Odyssey

[T @dfwtee_]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped.

[Toby @t0by99]

Imagine you’re depressed and you get prescribed Tottenham🤧

[conny @BlvckJxsus]

#YeaCreamOnIt

[JJ 🥷🏾🏆 @afcsenseii]

Vini Havertz Saka

Call it VHS cos they will be making tapes.

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

I took the e out of emotion and a nigga been on the go ever since! #FridayNigga #Motion #RealNigga

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

you odyssey deez nutz

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Y’all remember when Instagram actually had an end? You’d see “You’re all caught up” and just close the app.

[malmalmal @ladybugcrawlin]

British person tryna flirt with an Asian person by calling them “leng ting” I’m CRYING LMFAAAOO

[lottie ☕️ @spadobsessive]

THATS REAL BRITAIN

[Eddy Quan @waronweakness]

Life isn't linear. You can have a perfect streak for 10 years and then some drunk driver t-bones you on a Monday afternoon and it's game over. You can be struggling for years living off your credit card when your seventh business idea takes off. Best approach is to show up everyday and catch every wave you can.

[Ilyaz @AomineReborn]

First time was so nice
They had to do it twice ❤️

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @0de11_]

Spot the Chelsea player