SmartlySaid

Follow me as we try this thing called...a common sense approach to life. I tweet to explain and reply to understand.

[SmartlySaid @t0dpoint]

@fprados @atlas_jarreta @BangAverageCat3 @tweedisgood @Aguara_Kavy @CReche73543114 @dovdacosta @JimMFelton Because YOU do not call it a colony & wish to use some other phrase to hide that does not negate the fact a European nation went into another continent and carved out its land for itself like Equatorial New Guinea. Thankfully the UN, reference books & natives called it as it is.

[Shegun 🌪️🌟 @ShegunTweets]

bro doesn’t know how to sugarcoat his words

[goma @soigomaa]

Not so fun fact: Epstein's house has a room with a drop door that goes straight into the ocean.
Also had a dentist office, and it was revealed that he had 330 gallons of industrial grade sulfuric acid shipped there. So they were pulling teeth so they couldn't bite or be identified, dissolved in acid and dumped into the ocean.

[Lowkey @Lowkey0nline]

Ivor Caplin, the former chair of the Israel lobby group the JLM, which is closely linked to the Israeli embassy, has been caught by paedophile hunters attempting to meet a child.

He was chair of the organisation during the campaign to oust Corbyn.

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

The studio will never forget

[Praise @tufpraise]

the concept of donations to a children's charity decreasing for every second that people stay over their allocated time... in a building full of unbelievably rich people...

[Lazgar Lockman; artificer, blacksmith, goofball @Lazgar_lockman]

It's official: buying isnt owning
Which means piracy isn't theft

[HolisticallyMáat🖤🇺🇸🌍🦆 @Holiistically]

She prepaid for her purchase, was picking it up had a receipt. Walmart employee accused her of stealing, cops showed up and killed her baby….

This is America.

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

🇺🇸 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 America has survived the World Cup. But this American woman’s vocabulary may never recover.

One chance encounter with eight British lads in Austin was all it took.

Now she’s picking up phrases no American school ever taught her.

Phrases like ‘I’d rather shit in my hands and clap.’ She can’t stop thinking about them. She can’t stop using the words. And she’s already planning her visit to the motherland. 😅👇

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

ENGLAND FAN TO BBC

“FREE PALESTINE”

[BRS @Bryce_Estelle]

Got canceled for being 30 smh

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

🤣🇺🇸🇮🇷 Trump signed his defeat at Versailles in the same Hall of Mirrors where Germany signed its humiliating surrender in 1919…

[Shiggs @blen_shiigs]

The day I treated a Prof of anesthesiology . She tried everything to avoid medical words , she kept referring to me as sir until I asked her where is the abdominal pain located , she said around the right iliac fossa . I just paused 😒

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I’ve never seen anything more accurate

[Dan @CfcDan_01]

🚨 Carragher asking Mikel Obi about who is he supporting tonight:

Jamie Carragher to Mikel Obi:
“Which side are you backing tonight South Africa vs Czech Republic at the World Cup?”

Mikel Obi:
“I’m going with Czech Republic tonight.”

Carragher:
“Hold on… what about South Africa? They’re your African brothers.”

Mikel Obi:
“Yeah, but unfortunately for them I’m backing Czech Republic today. Some team has to go home early and focus on keeping their jobs..

[Ball @BallTalkO]

DELETE THIS NOW!

[ALMIGHTEE. @realalmightee]

Drake x Kevin Durant for their new Nike ad 😂

[AJ 🖤🥤 @offical_ajwhite]

In 2011 Drake bought a “Less Drake More Tupac” sign from an art showing in Los Angeles

Drake said he felt like ripping it down at first, but he then realized that he’s now the representative of the new generation hoping one day someone will make a sign like that for him, saying “Less whatever, More Drake.”

[Gregory Hendricks @_HNNDRX]

Kyrie so weird man

[Julian Dumebi Duru @julian__duru]

i have 2 friends in abuja, both white guys originally based in london. they’re in abuja for a few years for work reasons.

one of them was really looking to date seriously and told me he heard nigerian girls are only interested in money. where did he here it from, i wonder? i told him not all nigerian girls are like that.

fast forward a few months. i don’t know how he did it, but he found himself a non-nigerian babe and he’s very happy with her.

so yes, the reputation is traveling beyond our shores and we are not doing anyone but ourselves. let’s keep celebrating nonsense, tiri gbosa for you.

[Tanner Charles 🌪 @TannerChasing]

This is wild - just randomly booked a room at this Airbnb. Didn’t look at any photos. Didn’t even know what the house looked like 😂 Just randomly found it on the map called, and got a room. The lady who answered was super sweet, and gave me a really good deal.

She told me that I would have the whole house to myself since no one else was staying tonight. And that I should explore because there are secret rooms.

What the heck, so freakin cool.