Tom Henry

Literally a person.

[Bill Bailey @BillBailey]

I am not sitting next to Loreen #Eurovision2023

[Tom Henry @T0m_Hen]

Over the last few years I’ve transitioned from ��Eurovision? You mean that song thing?’ To ‘if Austria and Australia don’t both make it through the semi I’m going to fucking riot.

[@[email protected] @mrchrisaddison]

I would 100% be behind Graham Norton and Huw Edwards swapping roles for the Coronation and Eurovision.

[Tom Henry @T0m_Hen]

@SLC_Repayment You send threatening letters about fines telling me I must log into a service to update details. It takes ages to log in, the service is mostly unavailable it seems. I finally get in to find that 'No update is required'. Please be better.

[Tom Henry @T0m_Hen]

Ed Balls

[Tom Henry @T0m_Hen]

@rebecca_j28 Everything is better than the Enfield travelodge.

[Eli Goldstone @eligoldstone]

I’ve been a parent for 5 weeks. So far it has consisted of coming up with a theory about why my baby is upset, pledging my allegiance to the new theory and discarding the previous theory as the ramblings of a naive rube only to repeat the process between 1 and 24 hours later

[Tom Henry @T0m_Hen]

5 am and so far my newborn has peed and vomited on me. Real chances of the full house today.

[Will Buxton @wbuxtonofficial]

With the sheer number of times my wife says no to me getting a kebab for dinner I can only logically conclude she’s bought me one for Christmas.

[c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance]

If you're ever frustrated with an experiment, consider the example of the Queensland Pitch Drop Experiment begun in 1927, the longest running experiment... and I want to really make this land for you... STILL HAS NOT technically yielded a single direct observation as of 2022.

[Tom Henry @T0m_Hen]

Glos rugby and cheltenham races today, like a choose your drunks adventure.

[Romain Grosjean @RGrosjean]

Make me dream @KevinMagnussen

[Comandante Kitsune @KiTsuN3_19]

@RGrosjean @KevinMagnussen

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

It's a cabinet reshuffle, but in the same way I shake the Quality Street tin on January 4th, hoping there might something good left in there rather than just toffee pennies.

[Tom Henry @T0m_Hen]

@ZachWeiner It’s Jacob Rees Mog and he is indeed a Dickens character.

[Steve Chalke @SteveChalke]

To cheer you up. When church artwork goes wrong!

[Will Buxton @wbuxtonofficial]

Six weeks as PM and not a single mention of cheese imports.