Tom Henry

Literally a person.

[Bill Bailey @BillBailey]

I am not sitting next to Loreen #Eurovision2023

[Tom Henry @T0m_Hen]

Over the last few years I’ve transitioned from ‘Eurovision? You mean that song thing?’ To ‘if Austria and Australia don’t both make it through the semi I’m going to fucking riot.

[@[email protected] @mrchrisaddison]

I would 100% be behind Graham Norton and Huw Edwards swapping roles for the Coronation and Eurovision.

[Tom Henry @T0m_Hen]

@SLC_Repayment You send threatening letters about fines telling me I must log into a service to update details. It takes ages to log in, the service is mostly unavailable it seems. I finally get in to find that 'No update is required'. Please be better.

[Tom Henry @T0m_Hen]

Ed Balls

[Tom Henry @T0m_Hen]

@rebecca_j28 Everything is better than the Enfield travelodge.

[Eli Goldstone @eligoldstone]

I’ve been a parent for 5 weeks. So far it has consisted of coming up with a theory about why my baby is upset, pledging my allegiance to the new theory and discarding the previous theory as the ramblings of a naive rube only to repeat the process between 1 and 24 hours later

[Tom Henry @T0m_Hen]

5 am and so far my newborn has peed and vomited on me. Real chances of the full house today.

[Will Buxton @wbuxtonofficial]

With the sheer number of times my wife says no to me getting a kebab for dinner I can only logically conclude she’s bought me one for Christmas.

[c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance]

If you're ever frustrated with an experiment, consider the example of the Queensland Pitch Drop Experiment begun in 1927, the longest running experiment... and I want to really make this land for you... STILL HAS NOT technically yielded a single direct observation as of 2022.

[Tom Henry @T0m_Hen]

Glos rugby and cheltenham races today, like a choose your drunks adventure.

[Romain Grosjean @RGrosjean]

Make me dream @KevinMagnussen

[Comandante Kitsune @KiTsuN3_19]

@RGrosjean @KevinMagnussen

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

It's a cabinet reshuffle, but in the same way I shake the Quality Street tin on January 4th, hoping there might something good left in there rather than just toffee pennies.

[Tom Henry @T0m_Hen]

@ZachWeiner It’s Jacob Rees Mog and he is indeed a Dickens character.

[Steve Chalke @SteveChalke]

To cheer you up. When church artwork goes wrong!

[Will Buxton @wbuxtonofficial]

Six weeks as PM and not a single mention of cheese imports.