Thomas Green

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Boss: How good are you at Power Point?

Me: I Excel at it

Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?

Me: Word

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Banned in Pennsylvania

A biography called StarStruck portrays an actual (non-violent) Police encounter in my teens. From my apartment building’s roof, they thought my telescope was a weapon.

Apparently they don’t want you to see what can happen between Police & people of color.

[Caitlin Rivers @cmyeaton]

And while we're at it, did you know insurers are required to reimburse at-home tests purchased over the counter? You can get 8 per person per month, so a household of 4 can get 32 tests every month! ✅ https://t.co/qUGfyrS9VL

[Jordan Parker 🌎 @JPGLOBAL12]

Ladies & gentlemen Martin County defeats Wharton 52-47 to advance to the State Championship, The Tigers now have an opportunity to win their first State Championship in 39 years, The early 70s was the last time the Tiger won it all. 772 remains on the map😎🔥‼️

[Thomas Green @t0mgr33n]

@TheLewisBlack The Gafford, Kyle G’s, Hoffman, and La Forchetta will all make your tastebuds cry.

[Natalie E. Dean, PhD @nataliexdean]

@ANNVYSHINSKY Your cohort is not your competition. They are your support network and your future colleagues. Join forces and help each other through!

[Thomas Green @t0mgr33n]

@pbsanstead @JeremyTate41 Indeed

[Thomas Green @t0mgr33n]

@JeremyTate41 It also makes me wonder if antisocial behavior is culturally specific. For instance, do cultures in rural Midwestern US define antisocial behavior the same as those in urban Northeastern US?

[Thomas Green @t0mgr33n]

@JeremyTate41 ion skills could be very involved in community events, especially if they belong to a highly involved subculture or group. Seems like two separate, but somewhat related, constructs.

[Thomas Green @t0mgr33n]

@RJ_Young @korydthomas Kory for not watching the game.

[Martin County BOCC @MartinCountygov]

Today the @CDCgov updated info for fully vaccinated people. "To maximize protection from the Delta variant and prevent possibly spreading it to others, wear a mask indoors in public if you are in an area of substantial or high transmission." MC.'s level of transmission is "high"

[Andy Slavitt @ASlavitt]

NEW: Finding a vaccine just got very very easy.

Know someone who wants to find a vaccine?

Text your zip code to 438829 (getvax). And see what happens...

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

People who think intelligence is some kind of rare trait that is in short supply baffle me.

[Thomas Green @t0mgr33n]

@PS5StockAlerts W

[Thomas Green @t0mgr33n]

@PS5RestockAlert @VP 😂

[WPTV @WPTV]

FL Dept. of Health: 25.3% of kids tested in Martin County are positive for coronavirus https://t.co/VdT7FQwkCd

[Law⚡️ @LawJSharma]

We’re officially living in a Parks and Rec episode. #WearAMask

[Matt Porter @mattdporter]

Fight or Flight?

If the sin is inside your home= FIGHT

If the sin is outside your
home= FLIGHT

[Thomas Green @t0mgr33n]

@Mchayy sorry