Tony “two-toes” Callahan

ΣΦΕ | Texas ‘16 | PCP ‘14 | Social Chair ‘15 | Kappa Formal ‘14 | Bag enthusiast | Once shotgunned 4loko

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“Yeah mom the new house is fucking sick”

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Yep, this’ll play #runningtheball

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@TuckerDunn18 By the looks of it this kid is an absolute square. Wouldn’t look too much into it Tucker.

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Sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures. #worth

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@chadradcliffe17 Looks like one hell of a trip Chad

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Ford fusion from Minnesota? #killyourself

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This is the final straw. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

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@chadradcliffe17 Triple collar definitely plays

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Throwing up the O on tv. Now that’s badass! #shrink

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Skipped calculus to get this bad boy. Dare I say this white boy is having a day?

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@BayouBigCat Not enough Diet Coke

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@Bob_RunstheBALL @whtdouwntfrmee Shooters shoot

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@GregBaconIII Some serious ball knowledge here

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Anybody mind if this white boy has a little breakfast? #LANK

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@ADingleson Arthur,
I Heard the name Mary Kate floating around on the internet today. Might be worth checking out.
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Two-toes

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Thinking about asking this absolute smoke to formal. Apparently she’s a virgin too #LANK

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@chadradcliffe17 Ched, way to be a real man’s man in this pussy world. Love to see it.

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Two-toes

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@c_longcut I’ve been drinking every day for 7 years. You’ll be just fine

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@chadradcliffe17 I don’t know why people keep trying to do it like sig nu. Never seen it end well.

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@bryanbrian46 Brian

Just cranked my hog to see if this was true. It is.

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Two-toes