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[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

I'm sure Islamic countries would sign Easter and Christmas into law as holidays too so this makes perfect sense

[t0winsto @t0winsto]

@FlyingAsianCard 245

[Block M Jimbo Slice @jimjim033]

Reminder that Kirk Barton (co founder of BuckeyeScoop) got behind the wheel of his new pickup truck that he wanted to flaunt, after an intense night of drinking, and drove at incredibly high speeds, while heavily intoxicated, and murdered a kid.

Fuck BuckeyeScoop.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Best way to sandbox an AI is to put it on a Delta flight – it will have no chance of accessing the Internet!

[My moms caregiver ™ @mymomcare]

Maybe you should ask your former boss, David?

This happened exactly 11 years ago, September 25th, 2015.

You look like a total asshole now, don’t you? 😂

[Buck Sexton @BuckSexton]

Both arrested suspects in this murder are black. Why does the AP list the race of the victim but not her killers in the title?

[John Ondrasik @johnondrasik]

No comment from @macklemore, @MarkRuffalo, and a certain mayor.

[Just Jen ℞ 🫡🇺🇸 @JustJenRX]

My respect for Judge Judy just SKYROCKETED INTO THE STRATOSPHERE!!!! 🚀

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Kristen Morwick, head coach of @TuftsUniversity's Women's Track and Field Team, allegedly made a post online appearing to promote violence against Republicans by running them over.

We reached out to the university for comment, but they did not respond.

[greg @greg16676935420]

A Waymo drove through a farmers market today in Denver

If this was a Tesla every news site would have 40,000 articles about it already

[Brandon Gill @realBrandonGill]

Not sure if you're aware of this, but you will be representing the United States of America in Congress and not Mexico.

[Hunter Eagleman™ @Hunter_Eagleman]

People walking around with $2,000 foldable iPhones, $800 shoes, and a $14 pumpkin spice latte…

Then saying they can’t or won’t vote for Trump because of gas prices.

Yeah, OK…

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

BREAKING NEWS: I am pleased to announce that the United States of America has entered into an Agreement with The Kingdom of Denmark, and Greenland, that gives the United States permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland, completely addressing ALL of our many U.S. concerns. There will be NO COST to the United States! At my direction, we worked with representatives of Denmark and Greenland to guarantee that the United States will FOREVER have the complete ability to do what is necessary in Greenland in order to secure and defend the security of Greenland, and the United States of America. Additionally, from now on, no U.S. adversary can EVER have a base in Greenland, have a military presence in Greenland, or make sensitive investments in Greenland, without our express written approval. For over 100 years, Presidents have known the strategic importance of Greenland, but NONE of them were able to do anything about it. I am proud to be the President that permanently and conclusively addressed this very important situation. This is an “Infinite Life” Agreement, there is no end! We are very honored and proud of what has just taken place, and everything agreed to today will be cherished by the American People. We will immediately begin the process of developing a large Military presence in the appropriate part of Greenland, of which there are many. We will work with the people of Greenland in its development and construction. This solution is a great one for the United States of America, Denmark, Greenland, and all of our Allies. We look forward to working with the wonderful people of Denmark and Greenland toward a magnificent future with respect to this large, and highly strategic, parcel of land. We will be very protective of it! This is a dream come true for the United States of America, one that is very important, historic, and special. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

[Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen]

Remember when Colin Kaepernick compared the NFL to slavery and then spent the next 10 years begging to be let back into slavery

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

In California, it's illegal to declaw a cat because it's inhumane and causes chronic pain. Same state will still let a doctor dismember a baby.

Jesus wept.

[Nemo @NemoJNobody]

Colin. Its been 10 years. You just sucked. Ray Lewis killed a man, Josh Jacobs just Ray Riced a bitch in an elevator.....and their teams are begging for them back because they are good. The NFL does not care about Optics as long as you have talent. And you sucked.

[Carlos @txiokatu]

What’s Sydney Sweeney have to do to get the approval of white women? Strangle three kids?

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Hey, @RepJasmine Crockett: You called for justice for Tasia Fortune, the black woman lynched on a tree in Jackson, Mississippi.

They finally arrested the suspect.

Why are you so quiet now?

[𝕰𝖒𝕲 @Emilio2763]

You fucked your dead brothers wife got her addicted to crack. Then got a stripper pregnant and never seen the little girl. You’re one of the biggest pieces of shit that exists in the world….