David Dennison

Currently in Orbit

[Prime Tate @primetateHQ]

🚨🗣️ Andrew Tate on how manifestation ACTUALLY works:

“Every single thought you have inside your head is basically the only thing that is real.

You can completely change the facts of the universe.”

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Women don't apologize, they reframe the story until your reaction looks worse than their behavior.

[Bharlot🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷 @bronxharlot]

fellas. plz teach the young men about wearing a tank top under the tshirts. please.

[OpTic Pamaj @Pamaj]

Holy shit chat it’s MW3 Resistance….

[cee @1ovesickkk]

at the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing fucking me is life

[B1. @chicagoBRIZ]

How quickly in GTA VI can you fuck Lucia? That will determine my final score

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

When God wakes you up at 3am, Pray.

Before you make any big decisions, Pray.

Before you touch your phone in the morning, Pray.

Bro, fix your relationship with God, and He will fix everything else for you.

Bookmark this.

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

mfs will refuse to date a stripper and then go for a nurse

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

A man at my wife's work has been sexually harassing her, but honestly I feel like it's her fault.

She chose to work from home, and she knows how I feel about dat ass.

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Financial advice

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Type of girls you meet after signing a one year lease with your bitch ass girlfriend

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

7 events that completely change a man's life;

1. Being broke
2. A friend betraying him
3. The death of his father
4. Getting his heart broken
5. Realizing nobody is coming to save him
6. Losing a kid
7. The death of his mother

What would you add?

[av glock🧩🇧🇷🇦🇷 @futonchill]

you should always smell nice cuz the first hole you penetrate is someone’s nostrils

[Dongy @DongyJammin]

@AmericasTopHunk

[Gianna J @GiannaJofficial]

Wataa 🤤

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

June 1st.
let's lock in.

50 things to do instead of
wasting another month