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I just want bands

[Chloe Roma @The_RomaArmy]

Women: “Stop putting us in outdated gender roles.”

Men: “Okay, we’d like out of ours too.”

Women: “Not like that, princess.”

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

If she’s not internet influenced, there’s 90% chance of a successful relationship.

[patagucci perf papi @kenwheeler]

if you’ve ever worked in open floorplan, this is basically the fuckin four seasons

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

Remember it takes 2 people to ruin a relationship. So blame her and her mom for raising her that way.

You did nothing wrong king

[Tae ++ @TaeWizop]

Fucking somebody who knows how to fuck will turn you into a sex addict

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

I think about this post literally every day

[Neet @neet_sol]

My 50 year old coworker just told me to "find a way out"

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

Y’all niggas got it

[rez princess @chakenbake]

Thinking about when I did yoga with one of my best friends, who is very unaffectionate, and during the guided meditation our instructor mentioned telling the people we love that we love them because nothing is promised and that weirdo tapped my arm lmao. People love how they can

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

So let me get this straight my hard earned money is your love language?

[Ayman Al-Abdullah 🧱 @aymanalabdul]

Overheard on a date:

Girl: What would you do if you woke up with a million dollars in your bank account?

Guy: Ask where the rest of it went.

[nifé @nifeth]

she is extremely smart

[™️ @TJAMEZtm]

Told her I’d pay for her day off and she requested $3500, baby go clock in and bring me an application when you finish

[Brad Jordan @504carsonst]

Being used as a “Food Nigga” scared the shit out of them boys 😆

[𝗭𝗮𝗵𝗿𝗶 𓃵 @Zahri_10i]

Wtf?

[Ebuka @EbukaMeanzGreat]

There’s a reason Americans call football Saka

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

Btchs will tell you how weird a mf is and whole time he cracked

[A ♠ @ruqratt]

this nigga Michael Jackson had the MIDNIGHT PURPLE AVENTADOR in 2008 fam. this car wasn’t even in VIDEO GAMES yet nigga. OBAMA HAD JUST GOT IN OFFICE

[Alec Burleson Enjoyer @CardsFan281]

Pool party tonight with work people that have been making fun of me for eating ground beef and rice every day for the last 6 months #gametime

[fifi❤️ @RefilweSeboko]

No disrespect at all! But white people really make dating look so simple and easy. 😂