Tay ♡

[Lobotomy Gautam 🇵🇸 @lobotomisery]

just the men...?

[M. @blndvnt]

was half asleep in lecture and someone dropped their metal waterbottle

[vee @ixcisre]

How it feels to do anything

[Meaw @Sikefcu]

peeing after esex so i don’t get hdmi

[isabel @isabawl]

I should’ve gone to bed earlier literally every night of my life so far

[fawn @fawnncel]

imagine eating a burger. thank you for imagining that for me. it means a lot

[mia 🍓 @tweet32bird]

americans trying to fall asleep:

1 burger.. 2 burger.. 3 burger.....😴💤💤😴💤😴💤honk shoo😴💤🍔💤😴💤😴💤💤🍔💤😴💤💤💤🍔💤😴💤mimimi💤😴💤💤💤💤

[MyYa @mYamYaMir]

how easy I am

[Blerp @blerp]

“4 viewers isn’t a lot”

Imagine four people watching you try to parallel park

See that’s a lot

[Monnie ♡ @mooniegirl_]

People get expelled for plagiarism but not rape???

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

Holiday dates LEAKED

Halloween - 10/31
Thanksgiving - 11/26
Christmas - 12/25
New Years - 1/1

[ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷ @FinalDude78]

just blocked someone for saying they hate Halloween do not fuck with me

[miya @miyarah_]

mi teléfono cuando más lo necesito

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

I have never once been interested to see what’s new with Chrome

[eternal sunshine @stydiasprn]

mira lo q son esos colores ya no hacemos películas con esta saturacion