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Me: takes care of 2 critically ill patients, does CPR, cleans up poo, manages to stay completely clean and fresh smelling all shift.

Also Me: immediately spills ketchup on scrub top at breakfast.

#OneSentenceShift

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@icunewbie Went back for MSN with 2 years experience, will graduate with 3.5. School has helped exponentially with my knowledge at work. Able to relate things I learn in class with things I see at work.

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@StraightANurse @reepRN @Kati_Kleber @OnlyintheICU @WheezyNurse Ref Works online and in Word for references, PERRLA for formatting, Grammerly for grammar checking.

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@DrJenGunter Depression/Mental Health interventions during and after an ICU stay.

[Dr. Shadowgazer @DShadowgazer]

[sorting out medical specialties]

Neuro: we want the brain

Cards: we’ll take the heart

GI: bowels

*everyone double takes*

GI: lifestyle

*everyone nods*

Ophtho: looking balls

Peds: give is the kids

EM: GIVE US EVERYTHING BUT ONLY IN CRISIS

Everyone:Weird flex but ok

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@absuRd_Nurse I like my creativity and ability to put thought into actions. And I’m damn proud of myself for working as an ICU nurse full time while pursuing my master’s in nursing full time and also holding a part time teaching assistant position 💪🏼

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@upandvanished all of us listening to Catfish’s phone call...

[Crowing For Days @LilRedRooster]

How to Know When to Tell Others You're a Nurse: A Handy Guide

1) You passed your NCLEX and you have a license that certifies you met all the qualifications to be registered as a nurse.

Thank you for listening to my TEDTalk.

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@nursekelsey @bhawkesRN Exactly why I went back to school for Education. Seeing everything click to students is the best thing to be a part of 🙌🏼

[Doc Around the Clock @DocAroundThClok]

[Hospital boardroom]

CEO: We can't approve your idea for a Neuro-themed food truck

ME: Uh-

*Truck horn outside*

CEO: What is tha-

BULLHORN: Come get some Guillain Bar-Ragin' Cajun BBQ! It'll make you weak in the knees!

CEO:

ME: So I-

BULLHORN: Beef STROKE-anoff ALERT!

[Fernando Zampieri @f_g_zampieri]

2018: AppleWatch can diagnose atrial fibrillation

2020: AppleWatch can prescribe amiodarone

2030: Over 100,000 Apple Watches attend to American Heart Association Congress

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Watch as this nurse sings to comfort her dying patient.

A powerful reminder that sometimes the greatest things we can offer our patients are not doctor or nurse things. They’re just simply human things:

#Empathy
#Kindness
#Compassion

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@fka_nerdferg Frank

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@KatieONeal95

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@OnlyintheICU green O2 mask string believer 🙋🏼‍♀️

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Cranial nerves, ranked:

1. You can't
2. rank cranial
3. nerves
4. they all
5. serve
6. an important
7. function
8. we
9. need every
10. single
11. one of
12. Accessory

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@nataliemwall Epocrates is 👌🏼

[FreshRN @Kati_Kleber]

“Denying you’re stressed accelerates the problem. Maintain awareness to know when you’re stressed and how to intervene.”

#NTI2018

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@blueeyednurse_ Neuro/Trauma ICU 1:2

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@KatieONeal95 #TeamLaurel #ICantHearYanny