Teddy

Cogito, ergo sum?

Arsenal, Beer & Chicken.

[Bwalya Fundafunda @bwalyaf2]

If you’re in Zambia by the way, if anyone posts about you and you ask them to bring it down, if you can be identified (personal identifiable info) the person filming you in comes into contradiction with our Zambia data protection act of 2021 and can be sued 🤪

[Boo @333too3]

I'm putting my 6 yo to bed and he says, "Dad, I have kidneys. You have Dadneys."
I'm. So. Proud.

[CHU’MIRATES🦉🫧 @badmanchuu]

“Support your local lawyer, get arrested today” 😭😭😭

[TheBizzle @ThenamesKabu]

They don’t do forecasting ku MOF?👀

[Optimistic Maiden. @Takunachola]

Wonder why my pipo started calling hard liquor, junta 🤣🤣💀

[BUGG 🐞 @BuggHive]

Misogyny is actually crazy.

There's probably a young girl out there whose dream is to lead the Taliban, but she'll never be able to because she's a woman.

[LaxOn @Luckson_Mwahle]

Y’all pushing for the removal of presidential term limits, now imagine being stuck with a terrible leader for 20 years or even forever. Sometimes, we really need to learn to STF-UP.

[Cousin skeeter Say’s @EscobarChim]

Always something special about that first cold mosi down your throat after a busy day and a great workout.

[Premier League @premierleague]

Every 90 minutes, someone in the UK takes their own life.

But suicide can be prevented.

[NQF8Stay 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦❤️❤️ @8LoveStaySKZ]

Please don’t make your trauma ours ✋🏾… We know what we are doing

[Ghastly Sigh @ChifumuJM]

😔😔😔💔💔 the way I was excited to go watch this

[Wimbzy @MwimbuZ]

Having grown up and listened to both versions… Stan by Eminem really ruined this song. It’s such a beautiful song

[Felix @FMwenge]

And the only source is Wikipedia?
Good to use more researched writings like ones below for TRIANGULATION of facts:

- Zambia, the First 50 Years: Andrew Sardanis
- Adventures in Zambian Politics: Dr Guy Scott
- Party Politics and Populism in Zambia: Dr Sishuwa Sishuwa
- etc.

[Felix @FMwenge]

Of pigs drinking milk & eating apples!

We pigs are brainworkers. The whole management and organisation of this farm depend on us. Day and night we are watching over your welfare. It is for YOUR sake that we drink that milk and eat those apples. 😥

-George Orwell, Animal Farm

[Panda Monium @arsenalpanda11]

@ZambiaElections 4. Commissioners (kaya if this is a step) approve and the results are published instantly.

Not this story of reading out results like a bedtime story. In 2026.

The tools exist to streamline while maintaining transparency and procedure.

[Panda Monium @arsenalpanda11]

Next elections @ZambiaElections please automate the announcements.

1. Returning officer announces at polling station.
2. Returning officer uploads count and scan of form into database. Marked pending.
3. Totaling centre verifies. When accepted. Totaling centre approves.

[Lee @Talented_Mr_Lee]

People had guns guns?! Like.. pewpewpew body drops type of guns. You People aren't scared of the law for real...

How is it that politicians are always ready to spend years dealing with the courts.
Guys... courts will DRAIN you til there is nothing left. Then drain you some more

[Panda Monium @arsenalpanda11]

Calling the gray hairs in my head "gunpowder" henceforth actually.

[Kunda @DMK_LSK]

Counselors need to do a better job as I had no idea who any of those people was

[Diyana Chunga @DD_eeyanac]

That chips and sausage place in Olympia!!!!!