Broken

Hello, I ruin great things.

[Broken @T4dyce80]

Sometimes blocking people on social media is a form of self care.

[Broken @T4dyce80]

Raise your hand if you’re a trash person.

[Broken @T4dyce80]

@DocNotDoctor @LoHyrule If it’s awful that’s all me.

[Glenn @Shenaniglenns]

[first day as president]

Me: I don’t have a speech ready.

VP: Just show them your passion.

Me [firmly]: I think our favorite frog would be a human prince by now if he didn’t have Kermitment issues.

VP: Show them your passion about something else.

[Broken @T4dyce80]

The Red Hot Chili Peppers became millionaires by just rhyming gibberish with good music.

[prance @bocxtop]

bro we only live once ok just message her, carpe dm

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

therapist: describe this picture

me: that’s my father yelling at me

therapist: and this one

me: you having sex with my wife

therapist: and this one

me: aren’t these normally ink blots

[BAKOON @BAKKOOONN]

all you need for a winnie the pooh costume is a red tshirt and courage

[Broken @T4dyce80]

When people try to ruin my day at 0700.

[Soledad O'Brien @soledadobrien]

Medical info, y’all:

[Broken @T4dyce80]

@NigelDPresents @LSDave9

[Broken @T4dyce80]

@riverandmal Back to just lurking it is

[Broken @T4dyce80]

I just want ONE DAY without typos, today is not that day.

[Broken @T4dyce80]

@KolbyEatWorld It’s not you m, it’s just not funny.

[Mowgli @Holy_Mowgli]

Legolas: you have my bow

Keebler elf: and my cookies

Elf on a shelf: and my stupid hat

[Broken @T4dyce80]

@CharmerCarolina It’s too much and now I need to set something on fire

[Broken @T4dyce80]

YOU. SON. OF. BITCH